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Tom Hearden
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HF trader and manager. Former sell side and NYSE. Views are mine and not my employers or investment advice. NFL owner. #girldad
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · Feb 1
This is isn’t hard btw:
A 45 second throwaway Instagram ad led to a Bud Light boycott.
Boycott Tesla, Twitter, Starlink, and anything else Musk has his mitts on.
Do it and share it.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 10h
This is exactly what a malignant narcissist would say at the memorial for a man killed by a sniper.

10/10 no notes
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 10h
Heh
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 11h
The unwind will be historic
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Jesse Felder @jessefelder.bsky.social · 13h
OpenAI’s ‘flatlining’ subs in Europe: The AI boom’s poster child may be struggling to recruit new subscribers, Deutsche Bank warns fortune.com/2025/10/14/o...
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 11h
Bonus Miller Lite stat o' the day

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the percent of cooking oil China imports from the US, even Taco Trump's threats are lame
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 12h
FIFA is run by a pack of pro Trump fascists
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 12h
Called it
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h
Trump on moving World Cup games from Boston: "We could take them away. Your mayor is not good."
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 12h
*TRUMP: CHINA NOT BUYING US SOYBEANS IS ECONOMICALLY HOSTILE ACT

doink
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 12h
It is to the shame of all the male reporters in the room that they do not immediately leave
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h
Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 12h
see if you can spot the anomaly
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 13h
what's our count this year for days that include VIX + >3% and RUT + > 1.5%

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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 13h
*TRUMP: IF MILEI LOSES, WILL NOT BE GENEROUS WITH ARGENTINA

also wen Nobel
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 13h
Trump Says Boat Strike Off Venezuela Kills 6 Accused Traffickers

also wen Nobel
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 13h
*TRUMP: IF HAMAS DOES NOT DISARM, WE WILL DISARM THEM

wen Nobel?
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 13h
the ChatGPT use case is now porn
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Techmeme @techmeme.com · 15h
Sam Altman says OpenAI plans a ChatGPT version with a "personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o" and will add "erotica for verified adults" (Sam Altman/@sama)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 14h
live shot of me shorting the shit
a little girl looking out of a window with the words take my money
Alt: a little girl looking out of a window with the words take my money
media.tenor.com
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 15h
Or as it’s commonly known - TACO Tuesday
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 16h
Man punched in face, gets leg broken outside Tasty Burger in Fenway, police say
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 16h
because America just never quits its greates grifters Martin Shkreli does a daily stonks livestream on Twitter and <tens of thousands> tune in
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 17h
$RUT goes green call the market police
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 17h
today's Miller Lite stat o' the day

97,000

the daily subscription base for the Washington Post, down from 250k 5 years ago, and the first time under 100k in over 5 decades
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 17h
FINK ON AI: 'THIS IS CAPITAL THAT IS MOSTLY WELL SPENT'

time stamp that one
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 18h
Larry Fink doing the compounding shtick.
Thanks Larry, that's groundbreaking.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 18h
when even Cramer is sounding the alarm about the froth...

(but of course he's afraid to actually name names)
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 19h
$CRML closed with a $7 handle two Fridays ago, was was 87% last week, 55% yesterday and is up another 35% this morning.
This stuff is absolutely batshit and it portends bad things for the markets.
As far as I can tell it has <no revenues>

related: not available to borrow(at my Prime Broker anyway)
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 20h
It’s early, but JPM and GS headline numbers easily beat and both stocks have gone green to red.
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