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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 9h

I hate that we live in one of the dumbest timelines. It could be worse, I'm sure, but I'm not going to worry about hypotheticals when there are more pressing and immediate issues, like our growing Idiocracy.

Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 13h

Thinking of this and it made me laugh. 🤣

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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 1d

Or any army, for that matter.

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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 1d

Heya

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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, I always assumed that was the plan from the beginning.

Yet another entry in the file of "I'm not surprised, but I am disgusted and exhausted."

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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 2d

Nah, ten year olds are funnier.

Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 2d

This is objectively a superior choice to the Cybertruck. Not the only vehicle this applies to, but definitely anything from Tesla.

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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 2d

But does your mouth have 2000 psi of crushing force? 🤔

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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 2d

Generally speaking, people smart enough for leadership either don't want that position or want to make use of said leadership in a non-benevolent way. If that wasn't the case, we'd have way more competent managers and CEOs, never mind politicians. Exceptions exist, but they prove the rule.

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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, I was hoping for some snuggles, but if that's what you want, I'll do it.

Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 4d

He owes the country so much more than a freaking apology.

Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 4d

So there's no "wanna cuddle and play games" stage?

Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 5d

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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 5d

I mean, you can still bite someone while crying. I'm sure someone is around who you can use as a chew toy.

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Obie @fluffyobie.bsky.social · 6d

It's only "speech done right" in the sense that it serves their purposes. So much Republican donor money is poured into him and his organization. A bad faith actor with extreme views that the GOP has adopted & pushed for years.

No single polite interaction from him could fix that, nor should it.

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