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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 9h

“Sacrebleu! Les Hardy Boys!”

Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 14h

I don't remember what this one is about, but people are yelling at us even louder than they usually do on Wednesday mornings, so it must be a special one

The Double Heist Episode, Brought To You By None Chirporactics

Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 10/22/2025 · 1h 43m

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 1d

Tank top screaming “Lotto, I don’t fit you!”

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

Super Mario 64 (1996)

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 1d

Having Windhorst on First Take via picture frame is so funny to me

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 2d

the aliens in Toy Story, 1995: ooooooOOOoooohhh

me: this is it. this is what it’s all about right here

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spooky crow boy who shits plastic @bodark.bsky.social · 2d

what do you MEAN "it's giving mother mother mother mother mother MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER" 😭

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 2d

i hate shutdown fullcast halloween tf you mean you’re hugh freeze’s vacated wins

Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 15d

Homefield Presents: Shutdown Fullcast LIVE in Myrtle Beach, Wednesday, October 29!

(Tbh it's literally ON Myrtle Beach)

Includes:

- 20% off at the Homefield Pop-Up Shop featuring first-look debut apparel
- One free Modelo

Tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-...

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 3d

What else can they do when Martin reruns come on?

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3d

Ask your doctor about Bonix™

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 3d

The Chargers look like the Savannah Bananas (derogatory)

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 3d

If you told me in week 1 that Norvell/Freeze/Franklin/Fickell would all be fired BEFORE Billy Napier, I’d have been shocked

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 6d

[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6d

What a business

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 6d

You can’t pick up chicks in a tank!

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8d

Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 10d

BAC that could win a batting title is outrageous

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10d

with that BAC he should have been released to HazMat

JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 10d

Did James Franklin’s spirit possess Aaron Glenn??

JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 10d

Sure, let’s watch Broncos football at 6:30 on a Sunday

JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 11d

channel-6.ghost.io/bitch-you-ha...

This article from Channel 6 from last year is prescient for a lot of coaches this season

BITCH, YOU HAVE A BOAT

Nice boat!!

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 11d

Jonathan Smith might want to see if his old spot in Corvallis is available

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 11d

HELL YES M’S

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 14d

he’s of course referring to former South Florida running back Sharia Law, who ran for 197 yards and three touchdowns in a 65-27 win over Tuberville’s Cincinnati team in 2015

Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 14d

Let's check in on the Senate floor where Sen. Tommy Tuberville R-AL is now speaking

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 14d

“We’d never discard you!” from Holly after Spencer referred to himself as MODOK is a great joke, what an amazing run of episodes recently.

Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 14d

We talked a lot about Bill Belichick, but we also talked about competent football winners (the Jacksonville Jaguars)

Champions Fall Twice

Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 10/08/2025 · 1h 49m

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 15d

The only thing that would have made this better is having Kevin Harlan on the call.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15d

I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears

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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 15d

Chiefs had no defense for the Chumbawumba Bootleg

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16d

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16d

ICE: The Kicker

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 16d

don’t want that hilarious game-winning drive to overshadow that harrison butker booting the ball out of bounds set the whole thing up

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