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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 2h

"Would you like to round up..."

Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 4h

Remix

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 4h

Staged.

Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 17h

My green flag is that I have never and will never refer to an inanimate object as a "bad boy".

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 18h

You can't tell me Phil Hartman didn't fake his death and run for office.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 19h

Always more expensive during football season. Also:

Katt Williams on Liars and Chicken Wings | Katt Williams: World War III

YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 19h

Just made a turkey double smash burger. Truly abysmal.

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 20h

Make it stop

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 21h

Spotted at my LCS.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 21h

Irrationally and extremely pissed about a completely sensible reaction to something that's totally my fault.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 22h

You're not the only one.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 22h

Think of how shitty a car interior smells after picking up McDonald's.

Now imagine what Air Force One smells like.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 22h

Don't forget the guys who brutally attacked Juicy Smollett as he was walking to Subway. After midnight. In the winter.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 23h

Pretty sure I'm in love with Jennifer Welch.

‘THAT’S BULLSH*T’: Cory Booker BARBECUED By ‘I’ve Had It’ Queens For CUCKING To MAGA | Kyle Kulinski

YouTube video by Secular Talk

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 23h

This motherfucker is constantly like "Oh, it's all just jokes" like why the FUCK is anyone in a position of power joking around about anything?

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 1d

#FreeLuigi