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Thee Mr Carr

@flordecke.bsky.social

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Father, MARATHON Runner, Columbus Crew, Crew2, and Orlando Pride Supporter. Crystal Palace Sufferer. Ohio Ex-pat in Florida. We don't want any more visitors, PODCASTERS, well-wishers, or distant relations. I don't proofread before I post...

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 4h

"maybe time for a Pachuca attack..."
That's what I say every time I have diarrhea... #Concacaf #VamosPride

Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 4h

Fair shoulder challenge my ass! Concacaf be concacafing!! #VamosPride

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 4h

@evryflavrbean.bsky.social it is so quiet we can hear the players literally having conversations right now.

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 5h

When Marta went down it went so quiet. Like when Dad snapped at mom in the car and told her to shut up... #VamosPride
Glad you scored!

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 5h

This announcer on prime reminds me of the announcers on the marble runs on YouTube during the covid lockdown... #VamosPride

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 5h

I will say this, Orlando playing in Florida rather than Pachuca means they won't be poisoned before game. #VamosPride

Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 8h

... #iykyk

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 10h

From @rooster.info insta...
This is stuff we made movies to warn us about in the 90s and 2000s...
Those were not guidelines, they were warnings...

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 11h

Did you guys hear they're making a new Nuremberg movie! This time it's set in Chicago with sequels in Portland, boston, Memphis,...

... Now I'm sad.

Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 15h

Dear every company ever, not everyone wants AI... Stop...

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 1d

Spent my whole day watching @miniminuteman.bsky.social vids with my class on Göbeklitepe. It was a good say.

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Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 1d

To the old man that I just saw a post, "why give illegals free healthcare? Why not give real Americans free healthcare?" Unironically...

Exactly! If that's what it's going to take to make that happen, let's do it!

Thee Mr Carr @flordecke.bsky.social · 2d

My sources say that turning point USA's halftime show will be produced by
Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom and will be story based. They wanted to show the origin of man and it will be set in the Berchtesgaden. Should be a real showstopper.

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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 3d

This sucks. A lot.

I know from my own experience doing it— it is NOT expensive to pay humans to do this. I got invaluable development working there. As did countless others.

But hey look at that, here’s a feedback form in case you also think it sucks www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...

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Supporter Supply Co. @supportersupply.co · 3d

Happy Saved the Crew Day 2025 to all who celebrate!
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Tell everyone you know. 📣
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