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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 9h

The vibes are SO fucked in the Zooey/Property Brother Architectural Digest house tour

Zooey Deschanel doing an unbelievably fake laugh

Zooey kind of closed armed and timid while Jonathan Property Brother puts his hand on her back

Same position but now Zooey looks like she's being held captive for real

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 11h

it's live pal (we're watching untitled how does it feel rn)

John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 15h

Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday is back???? Tonight????????

Over on twitch.tv/vgbees ???????

At 8pm CT????????????

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 12h

Damn that’s pretty good

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 12h

Cannot for the life of me place this lmao

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 12h

Uhhhh should I tip this bathroom attendant????

Jasper the pup looking up at the camera on a wood-look tile floor

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 13h

70 Year Old Raiders Owner Mark Davis Says His 26 Year Old Girlfriend Didn’t Know He Was A Billionaire And She Was Just Attracted To His Smile

A photo of Mark Davis in his awful little bowl cut with a pic of his girlfriend:

“70 Year Old Raiders Owner Mark Davis Says His 26 Year Old Girlfriend Didn’t Know He Was A Billionaire And She Was Just Attracted To His Smile”

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 13h

“Ohhhh aren’t they named after that Star Wars character Adam Driver played?”

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 13h

Just referred to the handicap bathroom stall at work as “my apartment” and no one laughed please pray 4 me

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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 14h

WUHIT is the best kept secret on twitch and you should ruin that by watching it and then telling everyone else to watch it

John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 15h

Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday is back???? Tonight????????

Over on twitch.tv/vgbees ???????

At 8pm CT????????????

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 15h

Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday is back???? Tonight????????

Over on twitch.tv/vgbees ???????

At 8pm CT????????????

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

if elected mayor zoltar mandandy is going to put all of the police in jail, according to a blog post we did.

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Lotus 🤎🧡🤍🩷❤️ @lotusloveslotus.bsky.social · 17h

we have fun here

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Goodnews (haunted version) @goodnews.computer · Oct 25

Whenever I'm outside and I see the car you beat up in Street Fighter 2 I point at it and say "that's the car you beat up in Street Fighter 2"

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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 19h

i actually love eating lead, so this is fine to me

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 19h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20h

D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51

D'Angelo Dead at 51

Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo is dead from pancreatic cancer ... TMZ has learned.

www.tmz.com

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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 21h

Assassin’s Creed franchise boss Marc-Alexis Coté has quit Ubisoft following the opening of its new Tencent-backed subsidiary, VGC understands.

vgc.news/news/assassi...

Assassin’s Creed boss Marc-Alexis Coté quits Ubisoft following start of new subsidiary | VGC

Coté was offered a leadership role but has decided to leave…

vgc.news

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22h

No one has ever been this far into the cool zone before

Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 3d

AI bubble now 17 times bigger than dot-com boom and four times larger than subprime crisis, per MW

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22h

we’ll see how his mayoral tenure shakes out but i am convinced that Mamdani has the juice. not just the charisma to win an election but the temperament to govern and the measured pragmatism of someone who genuinely believes what they’re saying and wants to accomplish real things.

Inside the Improbable, Audacious and (So Far) Unstoppable Rise of Zohran Mamdani

www.nytimes.com

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 1d

Every ad I’ve seen with her in it should be evidence in her trial at The Hague

CNN @cnn.com · 1d

Some US airports are refusing to play a video of Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for the federal government shutdown. https://cnn.it/3W3PwlG

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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 1d

this thing just fell from the sky does anyone know what it is

barley laying down in the lawn. there are some leaves strewn about

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 1d

Lmaoooo

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 1d

I do not have a good pharmacy either lmao

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Ducky (Maybe) 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 1d

A comparative breakdown of professional wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino and all around piece of shit Christopher Columbus

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 1d

He has been heard saying “Hey Bev” to my mom in his East Texas accent so many times he got HEY BEV on his license plate.

He’s generous with his time and money.

He listens to Bonnie Raitt.

He hates Donald Trump.

Ź🖤🥀 @lalaspeaks.bsky.social · 2d

What’s ONE green flag about your father?

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 2d

Every episode is a good onramp for VGBees but if you haven’t checked us out yet this is a really solid week to do it

VGBees 🎮🐝🐝🐝 @vgbees.com · 2d

Big beefy ep of The VGBees Podcast with new permanent cohost @lotusloveslotus.bsky.social this week!

- Digimon!
- @nikigrayson.com's new computer!
- @floppyadult.com's Megabonk obsession!
- Baseball!
- Absolum is great!
- Hades II has some narrative challenges!

vgbees.com/the-vgbees-p...

The VGBees Podcast Episode 71 - Assassin's Creed: Roku City - VGBees

This week marks the beginning of the Lotus era at The VGBees Podcast. She joins John and Niki as the third permanent cohost of the...

vgbees.com

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