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FletcherDodge

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Word to your moms. I came to drop bombs. I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms. Kansas, Kansas City

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · Dec 29

Some days you're the robot vacuum cleaner, some days you're the dog shit smeared across the carpet by the robot vacuum cleaner.

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 6d

a cartoon horse says that 's actually while driving a car

ALT: a cartoon horse says that 's actually while driving a car

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 10d

a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon .

ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon .

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 16d

FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 16d

I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 16d

The federal agency responsible for managing the U.S. arsenal of nuclear bombs and warheads plans to furlough 1,400 workers by Monday, the Energy Department said Friday, as the government shutdown’s effects stretch into a third week.

U.S. Agency That Protects Nuclear Arsenal to Furlough Workers

The National Nuclear Security Administration said 1,400 workers would be affected by Monday.

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 16d

I was thinking the same thing. These things go together. It's like asking "Mac vs Cheese"...

FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 17d

What's the best one liner in movie history?

FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 18d

What's the W/L record for those previous 4 games?

FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 19d

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 24d

This kind of story gives me a little more hope in the integrity of our military leaders.

It's just too bad this guy is about to get fired.

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 25d

A panda+manatee+yak...

Pandamaniac

FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 25d

Already 135 people waiting for this at the library...

FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 26d

Coworker just used the phrase "incringing upon," and I love it.

FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 26d

FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 27d

I tried it once when I had a sore throat. I wasn't super sick, though. Just a little horse.

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · Oct 2

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · Oct 2

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-- Hunter S. Thompson

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · Oct 2

a man in a white coat and tie is sitting in a room and talking to another man .

ALT: a man in a white coat and tie is sitting in a room and talking to another man .

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · Oct 2

The smell of hospitals in winter
and the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters but no pearls
And all at once you look across a crowded room to see the way that light attaches to a girl