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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · 14d

Trying to get through a day without a sweet treat is like an angel trying to fly without her wings

Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · 24d

I hate (kind of) working in customer service. I would rather fight to the death

Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Oct 3

ET was my sleep paralysis demon for my first 8 or so years of life

Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Aug 30

I am not immune to propaganda (I enjoyed a superhero movie)

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Aug 14

I can't imagine what elevators were like before headphones.... just all standing in silence with nothing as an excuse???

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Jul 27

about to be farting at the function with my girls

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jul 20

Checking my mail in my tootsie pop boxers and butthole (the band) neon green tshirt..... silently begging my neighbors not to walk out rn

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jul 15

Being tatted is like being pregnant in the way that people think they have the right to touch you

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jul 15

Can men give me a fucking break please

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jul 10

bro are we not allowed to YEARN anymore??!!!?!

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jul 8

I wish all the fungus gnats in my house a very death by venus flytrap 🖤

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jul 6

I don't know how to flirt, I'm just mean to men that are nervous around me

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jul 3

I love a remorseful trumpet

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jul 1

Men fishing for compliments is so.....

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 27

It will be a beautiful thing once tattoo artists take credit cards as payment <3

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 25

I swear my body knows when I go into an in person meeting and turns on the fart machine

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 23

It's really unfortunate that sopranos fans make the worst memes

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 21

I think that people I hate should keep their successes to themselves

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 20

I've gotta say, I will be a proud draft dodger before I EVERRRR fight for this country and their useless wars

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 19

Let me burn in hell before I ever refer to myself in a couple as the mom/dad of the group

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 19

I'm .3 seconds away from posting mental illness btw

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 15

My feet are slime and my docs are a 12 year old girls hands

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 9

The only thing worse than watering 40 plants is repotting 40 plants

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 9

Enemies are always closer than u think EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 8

I think it would be fun to beat a man with a bouquet of flowers one day

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