Fitbatweets
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Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist. You can read my football cartoons every weekday at fitbatweets.substack.com and I sell merch at www.fitbatweets.com
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That was laughably bad. Three points though. Andy Robertson’s miles off it now eh.
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World Cup Memories
It’s France 98 and Scotland are opening the tourney against holders Brazil. What could possibly go wrong
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Maybe I should stop posting prematch takes on X. Or maybe it’s a continuation of the reverse jinx.
Looked like Maeda has a quiff now.
“Not his real name…”

Plenty of punching down material by the lads too.
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‘I just remember thinking that we had an opportunity here. I said to myself, “Right, come on. Make something happen.”’ Danny Lennon. The Olympic Stadium, 31/10/95, UEFA Cup Second round. WE LED IN MUNICH:THE UNLIKELY ADVENTURES OF RAITH ROVERS IN EUROPE - OUT MONDAY @fitbatweets.bsky.social
Seems like a penalty is a massive over reward for most of the handballs we see.
The lawyer’s house was built by my parents. There was a real tinge of sadness watching those scenes. Very strange watching someone else in your mum’s kitchen.
Keskinen, Shinnie and Oh Sheesh aff please Jimmy.
There’s nothing as annoying as Matthew McDermid being Matthew McDermid.
Neil Lennon’s going to be wearing a gum shield of snus the way this game is going.
I don’t want to speak ill of people I’ve never met but Douglas Ross is difficult to like isn’t he.
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A different kind of pressure as focus turns to the Cup
Also, we need to talk about Kevin. And all the other refs. Again. Sorry.
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I know I’ll be back. Just need a reset from to time to time.
Bang on, when he says “in terms of” that’s when the cogs are sticking.