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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 21d
[I'd really hate to use this account to do this, but I'm in desperate need, due to my disability keeping me from being able to land any sort of steady employment. I'm still constantly looking for work, but it's extremely rough for me right now.

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CurtDogg @curt.dog · 21d
When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable.

I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.

paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 44m
Milk!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 1h
Why are they taking so long with those tests?
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 2h
H'oh god.
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 3h
HEY MY UNCLE CAN'T BREATHE!
Because you are an asshole.
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 4h
CAN'T BRE-E-E-E-E, MISH MISH MISH
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 5h
HEY MY UNCLE CAN'T BREATHE!
Because you leanin' on his asshole.
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 6h
I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 7h
You're gonna be alright, Uncle Phil!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 8h
*smack* *smack*
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 9h
Thanks a lot!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 10h
That's a nice asshat!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 11h
(Ambulence siren)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 12h
Ohhhh...
You gonna let me go anytime soon?
Ohhhhhhhh..
(ReDead appears and latches onto Uncle Phil)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 13h
THREE YEARS LATER
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 14h
Ohhhh... ohhhh...
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 15h
Hey, hey, I guess we both said some stuff we didn't mean.
I--
BUT... give me a hug!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 16h
F-U, nephew!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 17h
Iiiii-iii-iiiii... Fuck YOU, Uncle Phil!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 18h
How come you hit me, man?
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 19h
Nah, you know what, Uncle Phil... BUTT!
(Uncle Phil decks Will)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 20h
Woah woah woah, but Uncle--
No "buts", Will
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 21h
I did it.
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 22h
McDoooonald's! (Yeah!)
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 23h
(Spring jump, inspirational music plays) OUGH!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 1d
Philip Banks, (unalive) yourself!
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