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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber

@ferretsuuu.vtubers.social

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ferret business ferret business ferret business vtuber • she/her • old-taku envtuber • lv 38 • NO MINORS, 18+ ONLY • good luck, noodles! model by me! pfp by candlehearts!

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · Jan 2

OBSERVE, MY DILIGENT NOODLES!

When I say "crimes", this is the face. Mentally I am here.

OuO

Sleepy-Sheep @sheepneedssleep.bsky.social · Jan 2

a silly crechur comm for @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social

they also have a larger comm I'm working on!! >:3

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 1h

❓ still talk to your ex or is that done?
💬 I don't think I'm in contact with any exes at this time. #tellonym tellonym.me/ferretsuuu/a...

'@ferretsuuu'

still talk to your ex or is that done?

tellonym.me

ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 1h

❓ Are you a person who feels jealous when your friends do well?
💬 Once, I did, and it was stupid and cruel of me to be and say to him, and it's one of the many things I'm sorry about. #tellonym tellonym.me/ferretsuuu/a...

'@ferretsuuu'

Are you a person who feels jealous when your friends do well?

tellonym.me

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🔞 Alexie, misplaced angel! 🌊🪽 @angelicalexie.tv · 10h

*leaning into the microphone*

Sea angel dick
*there is murmuring of agreement*

Glowing sea angel dick
*cheers begin to break through the crowd*

Glowing tentacle sea angel dick
*the crowds yells of excitement become deafening*

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 10h

fuck tha cops

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 10h

sure why not

ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 10h

excessively lesbian coded

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 10h

❓ when do u tell someone ur in love with them
💬 when you realize it, but I'm not one to talk I don't fall in love a lot #tellonym tellonym.me/ferretsuuu/a...

tellonym.me

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Lucas Nunes @lucasjn.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 14h

I see a dragon, really?

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Cain Upsilon @cainupsilon.bsky.social · 1d

The shower isn’t the only thing that’s steamy here. With my bestie @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social .

🎨 by grubbyguillotine

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 1d

❓ who do u wish u were with right now?
💬 I miss my dad. #tellonym tellonym.me/ferretsuuu/a...

'@ferretsuuu'

who do u wish u were with right now?

tellonym.me

ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 1d

I wish we could check our DNA and find out what would have been, like how tgirls find out they had big tits just WAITING to be fed the right stuff, I wanna know how big my dick woulda been

ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 1d

I believe and agree with you

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cedars cum emporium @pussy.meangirls.online · 2d

if i had a penis it would be so big and beautiful…….

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 1d

❓ your sexuality is?
💬 that's an excellent question, one I do not entirely know. it's probably closest to omnisexual? and I guess poly since, I'm poly. #tellonym tellonym.me/ferretsuuu/a...

'@ferretsuuu'

your sexuality is?

tellonym.me

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 1d

I honest to God would wear a shirt that just said mashed potatoes

ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 2d

❓ fair enough what does she demand in return?
💬 she says a pair of human balls which I find excessive #tellonym tellonym.me/ferretsuuu/a...

tellonym.me

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BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 2d

Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 2d

❓ when you don't answer, what do you mean by it?
💬 I PROBABLY FORGOT TO ANSWER??? I'm forgetful!!! #tellonym tellonym.me/ferretsuuu/a...

'@ferretsuuu'

when you don't answer, what do you mean by it?

tellonym.me

ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 2d

❓ how does someone find the way to ur heart
💬 good luck, a witch has it locked up in her basement #tellonym tellonym.me/ferretsuuu/a...

'@ferretsuuu'

how does someone find the way to ur heart

tellonym.me

ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 2d

❓ do u like colorful tats or black tats?
💬 I don't have a preference 💖 #tellonym tellonym.me/ferretsuuu/a...

tellonym.me

ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber @ferretsuuu.vtubers.social · 2d

.....I would never say it to his face but yeah

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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 2d

Bonnicula, female vampire vtuber adventurer with long white hair wearing a leather jacket and wielding a pistol
Overlay is a post from user A$ap jordan that reads: "mama ain't raise no bitch & even if she did it's my brother"

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Akiko Kumagara 「熊柄秋子」💜🐻 @akiko.social · 2d

Tonight, we mourn the end of Windows 10. The last *somewhat* usable operating system released by Microsoft. Farewell, Windows (10). For those who have one extra year of security updates to decide what to do and how, please use that time wisely. I, too, am among this group, but I already have a plan.

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