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Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 13h

FIND OLD SCHOOL SKATERS IN YOUR AREA LOOKING TO FILM

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 15h

TBD!

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 18h

Everyone look at my Pops’ pepper spread from my parent’s garden.

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

That’s rad, congrats to all involved!

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

We’re lucky that skateboarding looks so cool for something that’s just thinly-veiled mania.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

The lion doesn’t concern himself with Andrew Huberman

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

What if I told you Tim Robinson being featured in Thrasher cheapens the mag?

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

Japanese Toy Machine rider referred to as a far east coast powerhouse

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

The best skate photos are those indistinguible from war photojournalists

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

Hucking is BACK

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 2d

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 2d

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

From: youtu.be/-OsPL9ajoqg?...

adidas Skateboarding Presents /// Heimspiel Tour 2025

YouTube video by adidas Skateboarding

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

The youth long for Kenny Reed.

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine being late to work because your bus had a Dickies photoshoot happening on it.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

You can just say you bs flipped El Toro nobody checks

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

It's not the size of the pants on the skater but the size of the skater in the pants

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 3d

Mom concerned after skateboarder son claims he now rides for DEATHWISH

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 3d

Too many pro skaters pivoting to religion instead of to fakie smh

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 3d

Asking Democrats about their AIPAC contributions has the same effect of cops touching fentanyl.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 3d

I’m the guy at NikeSB whose job it is to come up with the clever tour names. I make $350,000/year.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4d

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 4d

Retaliation for the Gay Bird Moment from BAKER 3

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing is impossible? Try telling that to Chris Athans.

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 5d

What my arms and hands are doing while I land tricks is none of my business

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 5d

sigh