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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔
@feralgrumpy.bsky.social
580 followers 140 following 7.2K posts
Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results. I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1m
The Goofening!
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 2h
Once Gillibrand was mentioned I knew it was over. Sad.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 3h
He could choose to wear a nerkin, that's on him.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 4h
Got fired from the gravy factory for telling people "You'll roux the day."
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 4h
Happy Berfday 🥳🥳🥳
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 4h
Kirk was like a photocopy of Rush if there wasn't much toner left. Both are better as fertilizer.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 4h
We're going to need a nerkin.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 4h
Libertarianism is a couple of ok ideas in a trenchcoat with a pile of unsustainability and a few toddlers.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 5h
I appreciate your optimism, but I do not share it.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 5h
Maybe we're already there 😬
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h
We hate him for free, unlike the paid crowd for his shitty parade.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h
Re: Marge Sloth toes
Even a blind raccoon can find a chicken nugget once in a while.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h
But what does the cameltoe on his neck say?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h
Helps with Spamalot.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h
I hope he's kept up on his pap smear.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h
Remember when the biggest challenge facing the nation was who had the best chicken sandwich?
I miss that.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 15h
I had something like that recently, forgot to get a screenshot.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 17h
The ones from the boating accident?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 20h
Here I am, Spock you like a hurricane!
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 20h
Here's the thing, how will it affect their bookings going forward?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 20h
Yes, things were actually bad and the only people who didn't think so had privilege. IDK, some of us olds still question everything.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21h
TBH, they would hand them over for a bribe.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21h
There's the Ian Watkins special.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21h
In the hierarchy of candy, I'm totally eating these before candy corn.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21h
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