Feign The Jackal
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Written by DeltaMaxis Icon is temporarily using IDW art of Infinite from the Forces Prequel comic ∆ #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊۝
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"What's a girl to do when her idol is the one who made a fool of your father? Well, you spend your life idolizing that man, that's what. The only way to be better than your father is to beat the one who embarrassed him~!"

∆. Sorry for the dumb gif, it's the best one I could find
a meme that says " me arriving at the vladbeer office on december 5th 2015 "
ALT: a meme that says " me arriving at the vladbeer office on december 5th 2015 "
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[ poking the Ruby with a wrapped up bomb pop ]

You want one babe?
I love obeying heeerr~<3
She's so beautiful and powerful ~
IT'S THE RULES
I DON'T MAKE THEM
MY RUBY GIRLFRIEND DOES
GOD
I'm only allowed one bomb pop every Friday....
It's Feig Friday which means I get to enjoy one treat today
Hmmaaauyses yes yes yes good idea yes yes a collar yes Hmmmmmmaaaahhg
∆. At some point I really need to get art of Feign so people stop confusing her for Infinite
Yeah if is
But also that sounds uncomfortable...

I should make a necklace harness for you
I really should just shove you between my boobs
At least then you wouldn't roll away at night
I'm his biggest fan
I even have a functional replica of his motorcycle
Shadoooowwwww
He's so fucking cool holy shit
Sometimes I wake up and I can't find you :(
I miss my Ruby, Turbo
I miss it a lot
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I must work quickly, there is much to do.
Clearly you need Therapy From A Guy With A Fat Ass then
I think you need therapy actually
And I could probably use the phantom ruby to turn you into a trash can
Hmmmmhmm.,.,.~

[ Its presence immediately cools the Jackal's temper ]

I'm glad you desire to know every move...
I'm sorry for overreacting...
Sorry sorry sorry
I'm overreacting....

[ Once again adjusting a nonexistent tie and her very real watch ]
STOP EYEING UP MY RUBY YOU PETTING ZOO REJECTS
True....
Madame, this is why you're the hand and I'm the dagger~
Please Madame,
Be more cultured than that Bumbling Tyrant

We should add extra loops to speed highway