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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 13h

I wish he did say it

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 13h

Talk Pitt to me

The Verge @theverge.com · 19h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 16h

Talk Pitt to me

The Verge @theverge.com · 19h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

Reposted by Pitt!

Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 17h

uh oh, group chats leaked, statement forthcoming

from the I Think You Should Leave sketch where a long-haired guy gets stuck under a car. the screenshot is a screenshot of cigars, and the caption reads "It's all screenshots of cigars"

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 17h

The problem right now is too many injuries and every match has been a 30 man tag match to protect everyone

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

Buffalo bills head coach James Franklin

Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

Wait the game started at 7?

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Robin Bradford @tuphlos.bsky.social · 1d

SIR!!!

Thank you.

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda don't want the Mariners to win because if they couldn't do it with Griffey they should never be allowed to win it all

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

I pass a business called manos dental going to and from work, and every time I do I say "manos, the teeth of fate" out loud

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

Get a call from the child "Dad my tummy hurts and I threw up an hour ago"

Mom in the background "you did not throw up an hour ago, it was a minute ago"

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

I especially do not like to miss homecoming

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

New Japan pulled the trigger with Takeshita, good on them

Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

Now I REALLY can't go to this one

Jim Hammett @jimhammett.bsky.social · 1d

Pitt vs. NC State on October 25th will kickoff at 3:30 on the ACC Network

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

The team rents the stadium from the city but those mouth breathers have no idea

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

Oh oh I know someone!

You guessed it,

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 1d

I have arthritis, I've had the heat on at times for a while already

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 2d

That's the kind of lawn a dog should definitely poop on

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 2d

Wait Penn State is going to be an Adidas school? That's a match made in heaven

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sorry my friend, you're wrong though. The floor for PSU is hell. It's also their ceiling.

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 2d

Penn State head coach cardboard cutout of Joe paterno

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 2d

Penn State head coach Todd Graham

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 2d

One last time

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Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 2d

Wanted Franklin to stay there forever

Pitt! @feeexins.bsky.social · 2d

McIntyre is going to be a target the rest of the season also