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fatsteverogers

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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · Jan 22

I hope he dies today. He won’t, but I hope he does.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 22h

College kickers

a yellow goal post with the word doink on it

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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 22h

DOINK!

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 1d

Should be a pinned post.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 1d

I can hear this gif lol

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 1d

Who up getting ready for bed

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 1d

Sooooo Ohtani basically?

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 3d

That sumbish is STILL sporting the beret???!

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 6d

But there’s 11 field players

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 6d

a group of people standing on a sidewalk with the words " one step beyond " above them

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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 7d

Franklin’s gonna end up at UCLA and PSU is gonna hire either Matt Rhule, Butch Davis, or Neuheisel’s Kid.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 7d

The SEC: It Just Means More, Unless “It” is Tackling

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 8d

I think I’d be alright if every college football PA music guy lost their copy of “Mo Bamba”.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 8d

If you see this, QTP with a sword

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 8d

Keep that departmental hair care product budget at a big fat goose egg.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 8d

Done and done and, might I add, done

eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 8d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 9d

Restaurateur.

What the entire fuck.

I didn’t open a restaurat.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 9d

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 10d

…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Reese’s Miniature Wrappers

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 13d

I will not miss Coach Franklin the coach.

I absolutely will miss Coach Franklin the man.

Good luck, James.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 13d

The irony is that he would be a great coach at a school that has a respectable program but doesn’t necessarily aspire to national championship contention every year.

A school just like Northwestern.

I won’t miss walking out of Beaver Stadium after another loss to OSU due to coaching bullshit. But.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 13d

A record of 4-21 against top ten teams in 14 seasons.

It’s not hard to understand. I don’t dig the timing of the firing but I definitely understand it.

And it’s hard because he’s a good man. Great culture and character guy. Great with media, great in theory.

Bad on the field in big games.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 13d

James gave us Saquon and Micah and Tyler.

He also gave us one (1) victory over Ohio State, and that one required one of the greatest fluke Block-6s you’ll ever see. Three wins over Michigan, none of which occurred when UM was ranked higher than PSU (tho, best opener to a whiteout ever in 2019).

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 13d

I am surprised they acted this quickly. Not shocked, but surprised. I know it’s because the State College Buddy Garrity Council was on the phone to Pat Kraft until 3am with threats and atomic wedgies and purple nurples.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 13d

I have never. EVER. seen the Beaver Stadium fanbase as violent and hateful toward their own team as they were yesterday. This was Philly Fan levels of vitriol. The entire student section had the chants going in the first quarter.

They booed Drew’s decisions, Andy’s play calls, James’s existence.

fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 13d

No matter. UCLA is winless and is gonna be facing 22 very pissed off men looking to get reveNope they lost that game in the most embarrassing fashion I’ve ever EVER witnessed as a PSU fan. And I have been to some stinkers.

Discussions over meals like “this is gonna be Franklin’s last year, coz…”