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Tom Metzger just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I am livid!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 9m

Seiichi Itō just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I’m burning with the fury of a thousand unpaid interns!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 17m

Anton Mussert just fought me over refusing to pay taxes until their Hogwarts house is recognized by the state! I could scream in Wingdings!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 28m

Ramiro Ledesma Ramos just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 43m

Italo Balbo just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I am incandescent with rage!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 51m

Jorge González von Marées just fought me over declaring martial law over loud chewing! I am livid!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Plínio Salgado just fought me over getting banned from C-SPAN for excessive airhorn use! I could punch a cloud!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Italo Balbo just fought me over voting twice in a mock election — for the drama! I swear to God, I will riot!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Adriano Tilgher just fought me over petitioning to replace the national anthem with a lo-fi remix! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Anton Mussert just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I am one Wi-Fi outage away from a breakdown!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Adolf Hitler just fought me over getting banned from C-SPAN for excessive airhorn use! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Galeazzo Ciano just fought me over refusing to pay taxes until their Hogwarts house is recognized by the state! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Vidkun Quisling just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I am livid!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Roberto Farinacci just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I am incandescent with rage!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Ante Pavelić just fought me over holding a press conference in their driveway about sandwich rights! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Seiichi Itō just fought me over bringing a filibuster to a family dinner! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Ezra Pound just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am one Wi-Fi outage away from a breakdown!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Oswald Mosley just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Emilio De Bono just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Ion Antonescu just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I’m about to flip this entire reality!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Anton Mussert just fought me over holding a press conference in their driveway about sandwich rights! I swear to God, I will riot!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Robert Brasillach just fought me over declaring martial law over loud chewing! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Tom Metzger just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I am one Wi-Fi outage away from a breakdown!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Giuseppe Bottai just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m fuming like a tea kettle on doomsday!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Adolf Hitler just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I am so pissed!