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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1h

As mama werks on pooter
I climes up onto her lap
I snuggles in da blanky
And I falls asleep to nap

I dweams of fiting zombees
Firs I rawrr and den I purr
All da wile da mama gently
Pets my soft wite fur

#CheddarPoetry #CuddlesWifMama #IBeSoftAndFurroshis

Closeup of Cheddar's face as he snuggles with his mama.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 19h

She unhooky him and den he come down himself.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 19h

Yaa! Not chewy tho cuz she not like turgy.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 19h

Mama had to stwech and weach lots wen figgy came close and den she unhooky him.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 19h

I finks so too.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 19h

Ok, I tells him.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 19h

Sumtimes but sumtimes she calls him silly liddle baby.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 19h

It in our yard but mama ses no climing it cuz she not can climes it if we gets stukked. Figgy still has leash dat he stukked in da twee fwom wen he gotted stukked befor.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Silly Figgy in da twee
Da one he not supposed to be
He clime up hi, he look down lo
Wen mama call, mor hi he go

He on his leash and he get cot
He tangil up himself a lot
But mama weach and she unhook
He clime agen for better look

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotLissenGood

Figgy stands in a tree, with his front arms on one trunk and his legs on another trunk.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Mama not gots one.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Dat mean I is kahoo?

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Dat wud be bad. Figgy wud be lots sad!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

I has turgy
I wants mor
I lik my lips
And den I RAWRR

For I is Cheds
And I needs meats
Or I will pounce
And bite yor feets!

#Cheddarpoetry #Turgy #GibMeNow #IWantsMor #FiggyWantsSumToo #HeCanHabSum #ButIGetsMor #HeJusBaby #IBeBigBoyWarryer

Cheddar sits, looking up at the camera, licking his lips.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

It not fair!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

Him a kitty but all silly.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

I wemembers. I not noed I wud get a figgy for a brudder tho.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

Dat can happen???

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

Yayyy!!!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

Not yet.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

I gotted likky toob after da hat.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

I not wants her to nom me!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

Yaa! I not for eats!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 3d

Mama takes a turgy hat
And puts it on my hed
Silly mama, I not nom
I be furroshis ched!

Mama ses I turgy now
Fanksgibbing day it be
Now I wants sum turgy
So I tells her gib to me!

#CheddarPoetry #Fanksgibbing #TurgyHat #IWantsTurgyNotHat #INotForEats #Thanksgiving

Cheddar licks his lips while wearing a turkey hat. Beside him is Figgy, but he is halfway cutoff from view. Behind Figgy is Socky.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 4d

Silly Figgy digs in gwass
He finds himself a stik
As he chews it mama sees
And ses he mite get sik

Mama takes da stik away
But Figgy wants it bak
He komplanes to mama
Cuz he fink it nummy snak

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #StikNotBeSnak #FiggyChewedDaStik

Figgy licks his lips, with his tongue reaching his nose as he does so. He is looking upwards.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 4d

I likes da gween and warm seezin.