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FakeEyes

@fakeeyes.bsky.social

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I like toys and doing silly things with them. I use and abuse alt-text. Please show me your pet and tell me their name.

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · Nov 8

The world may be a rotten pit but seeing friends here I haven’t seen in so long has me like this

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 14m

Holy cow.
A fellow craftsman of excellent taste. It’s so fun and wonderful to see you in it with Slaughter.

Collection of Sunbow cartoon monsters I made to piss off the weirdos that take fantasy army men too seriously.

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 13h

When a link takes you to the App Store to download an app you already have rather than opening the link in the app, The Purge should be legal for you in Silicon Valley for an hour.

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 14h

I think they finally started cooking with the figures in the final 2 Transformers releases, just in time to hand them off to Super7’s failure to even match Lanard’s vintage quality

FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 14h

Yes! Plus accessory storage for the figures.

FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 16h

Needs more guy for all that stuff!

Budo includes a LOT
Spoiled me maybe wants the one helmet to look a little more like the vintage? Maybe they decided that wasn’t very authentic. I still love how it is. Give me MORE MORE MORE make me 9 again! Seriously though, this is killer.
They are on a rampage when it comes to making pretty silly guys into something amazing. But still a little bit silly. I like it that way.

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 17h

This rules so hard what the heck

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 18h

Thank you so much.
I thought it made me look like I had just put my phone down at all times at work

FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 21h

The price on this Kup Transformer is less than 2 Super7 O-ring ReActions and includes 2 of the finest O-ring G.I.Joes ever produced, plus you get easily the best of these robots, which is also easily the best of these vehicles.

preternia @preternia.com · 1d

BBTS Daily Deals are back - bit.ly/3IBZozx

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 21h

There is still time for a Happy Birthday and I am wishing it

FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 21h

This is a fun activity in which she gets her dumb cat hand stuck on my shirt and we both pretend not to notice until finally, I slowly help and she angrily blames me for the entire event.

My cat has cute stripey arms and stupid, stupid needle fingers.

FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 21h

My reward for keeping a phone in nice enough shape for several generations is being quite unable to understand a great deal about this.

I guess the screen just doesn’t turn off now. Is that a feature we were asking for? I sure don’t know. I don’t know a lot of things.
I might actually be stupid.

Orange phone don’t make no sense to imbeciles.

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 21h

I was waving but you didn’t wave back

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 21h

5 came with Gung Ho twice.
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 1d

Heyyyy welcome to the new podcast you found, we are 2 guys that sound almost exactly the same

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 1d

You can own the filthiest man on television

Daryl Dixon by Hiya.
I stand by what I said.

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 1d

This was a cute photo op in which someone sweet will offer to take your photo for you as you struggle to fit in a selfie but you have to politely decline because you were just trying to embarrass your son.

It’s exactly like that for everyone.

A fun set up to pose like you are Superman on the cover of Action Comics.

A dumb dad with a tiny man that is inspecting his genitals or tragically broke his glasses at the end of the world.

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 1d

This was NYCC on Friday, which is about the point of “I’m going to need two days to physically and psychologically regenerate”

Still, it wasn’t that bad and anything beats that narrow hallway penguin shuffle that happened before the multi-floor conference room addition.

I am so happy if I saw you!