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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown

@fabulucy.bsky.social

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She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 8h

I can see your nips

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 8h

Aye

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t get to see that side very often. I’m usually on the bumpy bit over the old mines between the M6 and the M60/M61

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 8h

The M62 is a very stressful road.

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 19h

Nice pipe

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 19h

How about a mint tea

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 19h

Mix master DJ

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 20h

Nah, have a cuppa instead.

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 20h

My grandpa was ace. Yorkshire miner, WW2 hero and all round good egg.

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 20h

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 21h

*Copy and pastes under the pic of you in your clean sheets too 😂

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 21h

Me in a previous era. About 1984, with my grandad, proving that I was a bad ass bitch (and accomplished goalkeeper) from a very early age.

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 21h

Phwoaaar

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

I would have pointed and laughed for a suitable amount of time (usually between the facial colours of puce and blue)

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

50p bastard inflation

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

Appreciated.

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

You can still find them at a reasonable price in a non branded garage forecourt shop

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

True story

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

Hahhahhaa

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

It was the fluffy dust they produce so a bit of both

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

And just like that, I need training crisps

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

Ooft they are elite

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

Worcester sauce flavour?

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

Also yes I should have a better diet for a 46yr old but here we are.

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d

Nearly choked on space raider earlier. I did not have ‘by nostalgic crisp’ on my ‘How am I going to die’ bingo card but it’s going on there now. ‘Falling down the stairs while carrying too many things’ is still at no. 1 though.