somehow ended up eating dry curiously cinnamon with fancy chopsticks from house of japan

it’s a good thing doctors wear scrubs on their socials, the news, talk shows etc, or I’d be like who is this person and how do they know so much about medicine

plans to scrap daylight savings may come into effect in 5 billion years when the sun expands to red giant and engulfs the earth.

more like The Lads (No Craic) wha

hey siri the dangley rope things of my hoodie keep swiping into the curry sauce when I sit down how do I stop that

impressive self-awareness! you’ve noticed this manipulation to keep you engaged *and* enjoy it anyway, which is frankly advanced behaviour. Would you like me to compile a list of other reasons you’re amazing?

*asks AI a question

AI: “That’s a very sharp observation, and you’re quite right, and obviously have genius level intellect — Here’s a breakdown of how..”

just eat ad on YouTube was just 5 second clip with an AI voice saying “Just Eat. Food Delivery. Download now to get started” like some MKUltra command

always find it funny that big part of criminal enterprise is having a separate, profitable and legitimate business to launder money. why bother with the first part.

6 seconds of keepy uppy > 6 all ireland wins

*money comes up in a debate*
FF hopefuls:

guy shoving a stick in the spokes of the bicycle he’s riding meme, but it’s fianna fáil presidential candidates with loosely covered up financial crimes

the greatest trick the devil ever played was making that packaging for wraps that has the label in the middle so looks like you’re getting a longer wrap but there’s a hidden gap.

they’re like hermit crabs for our castles.

*when I see that a wealthy english or french person owns and lives in a renovated castle here in ireland: “ahh traditional”

Manchán 🕯️

friend in tullamore once texted me saying he’s going to get the train to dublin and did I want to meet him for pints. was like deadly, got ready quickly and hopped on the 16 in santry. got a photo of a him having a pint in the city centre before I got off the bus.

what the presidential candidates stance on seizing APCOA occupied car parks back to the republic.

biscoff have gone too far

mad how ashbourne keeps getting bigger but stays the same level of boring

other bars: this is a nice treat
Snickers: this is a meal