What are YOUR Eurovision Faves up to?
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Duncan Lawrence has sacrificed Amanda Tenfjord while watching a film in The Soviet Union whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
Marina Satti has jumped onto Parg and has been exiled from Latvia whilst plotting an arson attack!
Alyona Alyona has took revenge by killing Justyna Steczkowska and Kaarija in a padded cell whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!
Lucio Corsi has accidentally thrown an anvil onto Blanca Paloma has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Australia whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
Conchita Wurst has became a dictator with Alessandra and Loreen in San Marino whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
Laura Thorn has has won UMK, beating Laura Thorn during a concert in Brazil whilst attending a furry convention!
Alyona Alyona has fallen in love with Laura Thorn and became an exorcist in Estonia whilst nuking San Marino!
Thomas G:Son has killed the president of the United States with Snoopy and Loreen in Lumo's dungeon whilst comitting an act of money laundering!
Nebulossa has become a horse, cursed by Teya and Honest Vocal Coach in Birmingham whilst comitting an act of money laundering!
Væb has has won Una Voce Per San Marino, beating Martin Osterdahl while meditating in a insane asylum whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
Luke Black has out-slayed Melody and then dropkicked a cat in Valentina Monetta’s backyard whilst commiting voter fraud!
Melody has has been offended by Ronela and abolished Nicke's bluesky account whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Laura Thorn has married Loreen and won the lawsuit Lisbon whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!
Sarah Bonnici has killed the president of France with Tai Lung and uploaded it to r/funny in Vatican City whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Perrito has assisinated the President of Latvia - Brooke in San Marino whilst commiting voter fraud!
Mae Muller has been arrested along with Marco Mengoni during a gaming convention in London whilst deleting corruption entirely!
Monika Linkyte has become the fascist leader of themselves and summoned Joseph Stalin in Brazil whilst drink-driving!
Damino David has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Nebulossa and threw a brick at a window in Paris whilst committing an act of regicide!
Lucie Jones has did a backflip but ended up breaking their neck all in an effort to try to impress Iru and summoned demons in Lisbon whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Snoopy has accidently eaten poisoinus berries, planted by Nemo and won the lawsuit Cyprus whilst trowing Tiffany into the atmosphere!
Salena has accidentally restarted the soviet union by sacrificing Tommy Cash and has been exiled from Baku whilst attending a gaming convention!
Olly Alexander has accidentally restarted the soviet union by sacrificing Tynna during a concert in Warsaw whilst deleting corruption entirely!
Sam Ryder has assisinated the President of Latvia - Joost Klein and summoned demons in Barcelona whilst nuking San Marino!
Amanda Tenfjord has been caught by a abnormally large mouse trap laid down by Thomas G:Son during a furry convention in France whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
Alyona Alyona has had a deadly curse put on them by Donald Trump and took over Floptropica whilst attending a furry convention!