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@epinardianguardian.bsky.social
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"I want only the best for humanity and a prosperous and exciting future for ALL. Except for the Fascists, they can eat a dick"
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epinardianguardian.bsky.social
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #141,339!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #141,339, Ambassador of Noodles ‪@epinardianguardian.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 21, 2023"
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
This frog has been hanging around for like 2 weeks in the same spot.

I tried to call the Frog "Buddy".

When I see them, I tell them all "Hey BUDDY" and wave, but for whatever reason I said Betty. So now I just say Hey Betty to this Frog.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Betty chilling inside in the Frog Habitat. Betty chilling on Tumeric leaves.
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
Oh nice. I saw the video a few days ago and very quickly took the baker's side of the story.
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muellershewrote.com
NEW: Adrian Fontes has CERTIFIED the results of the AZ-07 election of Adelita Grijalva. Mike Johnson is OUT of EXCUSES and should swear her in.
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
Remember when people thought, that Trump was going to be the #Disclosure president. 😂😂😂
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
But he just wants Frogs to stop being gay.
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muellershewrote.com
I hate to be a Debbie Downer but I wouldn't get too excited about a House Judiciary hearing with Jack Smith. If Mueller and Garland serve as examples, these guys tend to say very little beyond "no comment."
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
Alex Jones should pay his 1.3 Billion dollar lawsuit by cutting everyone's grass in America.
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cimerians.bsky.social
Ship of Horror - Clyde Caldwell
#Ravenloft #dndart
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wario64.bsky.social
LEGO Speed Champions Time Machine from Back to The Future up for preorder on Amazon ($27.99) buff.ly/CkdezRy

LEGO Store buff.ly/QDuF8V2 #ad
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
I always like seeing our moon during the day.
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
Put me down for the Hamburgler, thanks.
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ryanmarino.bsky.social
Joe Biden: Donald Trump will end American democracy.

Also Joe Biden: I’m a Trump supporter! He’s my pal.
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numb.comfortab.ly
TRUMP: Crooked Joe is the Antichrist who must be impaled on a stake.

BIDEN: Good job, Mr. President!
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
Thanksgiving Turkey makes a great gumbo, FYI
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
Even Wubba Bush didn't have simultaneous protesting around the world. That says alot.
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marcelias.bsky.social
The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
Well, I guess #WW4 just dropped. Maybe it's #3iatlus.
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
#3iatlus #FirstContact #Disclosure #UAP #UFO