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Ennuimageddon

@ennuimageddon.bsky.social

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A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · Oct 23

Personally, I think the most compelling character in Aliens was Nute.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 18m

Hey, look pal, if you can find a qualified candidate to vote for that isn't a socialist, a leftist, a foreigner, a woman, a person with dark skin, a gay, or a pronouns haver who HASN'T committed sexual assault, let me know. But until then I don't see any option except to vote for the assaulter

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 27m

Just a heads-up there, chief,
The guy saying "god people are so dumb" is not winning any 'Not an insult' or 'non-offense' awards.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3h

"Changing the subject"
Ah yes, I am familiar with this sort of framing...

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · May 14

Sounds like a terrible building.

Anyway, here is an interesting historical fact,

Early Use:
Molotov cocktails, or petrol bombs, were first used by Spanish Nationalist soldiers against Soviet tanks during the Spanish Civil War in 1937.
The Name:
During the Russo-Finnish War, Finnish soldiers began calling their homemade firebombs "Molotov cocktails" as a sarcastic response to the Soviet Foreign Minister, Vyacheslav Molotov, who claimed the Soviet bombing raids were actually dropping food parcels. This was seen as a thinly veiled effort to justify the Soviet invasion.
Design:
The "cocktail" typically involves filling a glass bottle with a flammable liquid like gasoline and inserting a cloth wick soaked in the fuel to ignite it.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 7h

Can we make this a tradition for every year?

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 7h

a man in a suit and tie is talking on a telephone while dancing .

Alt: A flight tower controller screaming hysterically into two phones (old landlines complete with phone cords) Text on screen is, ANTIE EM! UNCLE HENRY! TOTO! IT'S A TWISTER! IT'S A TWISTER!

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 7h

It is! Good memory! I only remembered the Paul Bellini bit by itself, not the lead in skit for it.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 22h

What kind of pants would you recommend for Braniac?

youtu.be/eGQEAiZJMco?...

Solomon Grundy Want Pants, Too!

YouTube video by Paul C

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 22h

Kinda reminds me of the Kids In The Hall contest to win the chance to touch Paul Bellini

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

I'll have you know that 1000% of the White House personnel who say things like "We're going to reduce the price of drugs 1000%" are incredibly skilled at the use of percentiles.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

From Wikipedia,
The pardon was given amid extensive business dealings between Binance and World Liberty Financial, a cryptocurrency company owned by the Trump family.

Basically, I think he's putting a team together.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking,
New York Post endorses Mamdani, states he will solve the New York City traffic flow problems overnight!

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

When they all started singing, I thought to myself,

What the hell, how could they ALL know the words to that so... oh. Oh! Man, they(the survivors) are all SO f^cked.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 2d

Ugh. He's so old he still uses his phone as a phone!

If you want a response, you can text me or get shunned.

Cropped image of a phone showing an incoming call from Cthulhu,
With the option to decline or answer.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 2d

Hey now, a lot of sophisticated ghost science went into the development of chiropractic doctrine.

From the Wikipedia article on the inventor of chiropractic care:

Spiritualism
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As an active spiritist, D. D. Palmer said he "received chiropractic from the other world"[17] from a deceased physician named Dr. Jim Atkinson.[18]

According to his son B. J. Palmer, "Father often attended the annual Mississippi Valley Spiritualists Camp Meeting where he first claimed to receive messages from Dr. Jim Atkinson on the principles of chiropractic."[19][20]

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 2d

Wait, which one is Wesley Snipes?

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly, that was so embarrassing.
I hate it when I show up to an event and someone is also wearing the exact same outfit.

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Dr Rebecca Hall WakeProductions @wakerevolt.bsky.social · 2d

As a historian it is my job to give book recommendations:

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 2d

Really hoping "widespread impacts" is not a prophetic choice of words

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J @bluebrewer415.bsky.social · 3d

Really proud of my Halloween shirt yesterday!

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

It's been five years since I worked at Barnes and Noble, but I still see this as that magical time of year that workers in the receiving room are getting pissed off because the company is already sending us Valentine's Day cards...

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

Not gonna lie,
I'm a little bit worried about the
"Literal Bombshell" part.

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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 4d

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

One house was handing out jello shots to the parents.

Evidently it's a tradition in the neighborhood.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

#NotAllHeroesWearCapes

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

Well, THAT'S NOT GOOD.

This was on YouTube, not Twitter.

A poll saying,
The election is held today. Who do you vote for?

Donald trump has 40%

Kamala Harris has 25% (highlighted in the poll because that's where I putt my vote)

Vote third party has 27%

Unsure has 8%