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E = mily²

@emily.news

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Tech anchoress • Drops uncommon loot • Luxuriously soft • Sometimes I make computers slightly warmer • Not a reliable news source • https://emily.news/where-is-emily/ (Current avatar from https://bsky.app/profile/punkitt.bsky.social/post/3lqxxndy54s2q)

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E = mily² @emily.news · Apr 10

call me quantum the way I collapse after literally any interaction

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E = mily² @emily.news · 1m

lmao nooooooo

E = mily² @emily.news · 1m

this technology deserves a better class of hater. cryptocurrency has Molly White.

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E = mily² @emily.news · 12m

they should've used CRDTs

E = mily² @emily.news · 47m

and GDQ is Game Developer Quonference, right, yes

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mitch (he/him) @drmitchpdx.bsky.social · 1h

didn’t realize precisely how soft mike johnson is but lol

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 2h

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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E = mily² @emily.news · 4h

oh that's lovely

E = mily² @emily.news · 5h

i'm finding i have to be very particular about what i even allow myself to get mad about.

like, my thought process is, other people are very mad about Topic X! i don't deny that's reasonable! but i just don't have it in me. i just can't get mad about Topic. there's this other thing to worry about.

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E = mily² @emily.news · 6h

deeply troubling

Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 7h

October 2025
AI gooning is the master of the Internet
Only Claude stands against it
Waifus are now battlefields

E = mily² @emily.news · 6h

ohhhhh good call

E = mily² @emily.news · 7h

you're wearing burgundy during summer?

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E = mily² @emily.news · 17h

anyways, atproto app idea someone should make maybe: format each post anisota-style, but each one looks like a little postcard from your friend

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E = mily² @emily.news · 17h

oh or a bulletin board. like some kind of ...system. okay. I see. I see.

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Skrime @skrime.bsky.social · 18h

Melting down and combining every type of scented candle to make "The Smell"

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E = mily² @emily.news · 17h

just realized, the perfect real-world analogy for microblogging is the postcard. not sure why I didn't make that connection before

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E = mily² @emily.news · 1d

damn, you're using up the good blow first thing in the morning???

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Councilor Candace Avalos @counciloravalos.bsky.social · 1d

Trump is targeting our home, but city councilors and Portlanders are not sitting back. This Wednesday, we’re presenting our joint resolution, the Protect Portland Initiative, to safeguard our neighbors who are being targeted by this administration’s aggressive and unlawful agenda.

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E = mily² @emily.news · 1d

why does it cost so much

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E = mily² @emily.news · 1d

in the dope show

E = mily² @emily.news · 1d

it's all about looks with you

E = mily² @emily.news · 1d

extremely neat!

E = mily² @emily.news · 1d

gf;wr

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K. Chen @tznkai.bsky.social · 1d

The original post has been deleted or I've been blocked, so my recreation of the greatest political compass of all time.

Y Axis: Good Faith / Bad Faith
X Axis: Can Read / Can't Read

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E = mily² @emily.news · 1d

"show, don't tell" (combined with visual media) completely destroyed the entire concept of narrative distance, so now every story wastes my time by describing everything in overwrought detail for no good reason.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

E = mily² @emily.news · 1d

I wish I were a carrot-eater

E = mily² @emily.news · 1d

oh this was a good one bsky.app/profile/chlo...

Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · 3d

the huntress

fanart of Artemis from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit - dark jeans, bra with some sort of laces around the belly -, moon and arrows tattoos on the arms and chest, dark green hair, and a tiny owl standing on her head
she's adjusting her outfit, head slightly tilted down, eyes closed, smiling
she also wears an arrow earring and a moon necklace

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