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Emcee Hammerpants

@emceehammerpants.bsky.social

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I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.

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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 19d

Noooooope. Nothing for the bad guys. Nothing.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 15h

Who else would represent him?

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

This was a very cool read! Thanks for sharing it!

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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

I made this in photoshop in 2015. And now that he sits around talking about getting into heaven or not, it becomes even more correct.

I always felt like Kurtz was a good analog for Trump. Worshipped and feared by the superstitious, the inoculation things, and now confronting death. I hope he cries

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve seen a few, and I gotta say, I really don’t get it

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

His only redeeming quality is the way he debases his supporters.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Damn that’s genius. I love that idea

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

In a post-Trump world Rubio goes to jail for his part in killing Venezuelan fishermen. When Trump goes into the void there’s a good chance Rubio follows him very, very quickly. And he will deserve it.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Like crabs!

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Agree with your A’s and your B+’s, but I would honestly just give everyone else an F and call it a day. Except for NPR. They should get an F- because they should know better.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Oh that’s what I was doing wrong

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no! The King’s peace!

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

“Do you want my help or do you just need to vent?”

Do we HAVE to do clickbait?

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Shit man it might. A beautiful sumo ballet sounds lovely.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Are we stuck in here with them? Or are they stuck in here with us?

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus fucking Christ. I can’t tell if people like this are an op or are just brain damaged

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Who served her up the softball? Glad she decided to hit it right back at the pitcher

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

I’m just happy to find common ground with the man

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

Oh look. It’s who they are. I’m so surprised. I had no idea republicans were like this. Oh my. Oh no.

Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 2d

"They referred to Black people as monkeys and 'the watermelon people' and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies and driving them to suicide and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery."

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

This is gonna be crude, but I gotta say I’m way less afraid of our AI overlords if Sam Altman’s pet robot has to suck cock to make rent.

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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

Where does this article say she’ll throw them under the bus? There’s a lot of questions in there and no answers. I’m not going to fight ghosts for your amusement, man.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

The article you link says they stopped publishing their digital paid subscribers. They’re thought to have HAD 2.5 million around the time Bezos spiked the Harris endorsement.
If this is a refutation of the point, that they Post is actually fine, this article doesn’t say that.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

It’s very funny. I went on vacation and by the time I got back they’d declared and broken peace in the Middle East. I miss being out in the middle of the Atlantic with no cell signal.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry, Alex, they don’t think they need their little soldiers anymore.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

I see so many men around me with impossible bodies and massive trucks that they never work. An F-150 Raptor and HGH gut is far worse for society than a 14-year old boy trying on a dress and liking it. So much worse.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 3d

The only question to ask those people is “where are you?”

If they’re not out there throwing hands or whatever, then their opinion is irrelevant. The people that don’t show up don’t get to talk.

(I don’t show up, but I’m also not criticizing the people that are, however they do)

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