ElieNYC
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Justice Correspondent for The Nation Magazine. Author of Allow Me to Retort and Bad Law. Class: PLD. Alignment: Neutral Good Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
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On March 25, my new book comes out. It's called "Bad Law: 10 Popular Laws That Are Ruining America"

This is my Bill of Wrongs.

Instead of saying "orange man bad," I drilled down on 10 laws most people like that are actually destroying us.

You can preorder below:

www.amazon.com/Bad-Law-Popu...
Elie's New Book
elienyc.bsky.social
You have perhaps missed the core takeaway of my "fucking bite me" statement.
elienyc.bsky.social
*Platner

See, this is why I stay the hell out of Maine except for when my friends force me to go there for *reasons*
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elienyc.bsky.social
Anyway, here's @thenation.com profile of Graham Planter.

And yes, it is true to point out that I was politically incorrect to say that the sitting governor is *primary-ing* him. But, in a more true way, fucking bite me, y'all know what I meant.

www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Graham Platner Is the Real Deal
The Maine oyster farmer embodies the populist energy that Americans have been looking for. He’s the best candidate to defeat Republican Senator Susan Collins.
www.thenation.com
elienyc.bsky.social
Anyway, here's @thenation.com profile of Graham Planter.

And yes, it is true to point out that I was politically incorrect to say that the sitting governor is *primary-ing* him. But, in a more true way, fucking bite me, y'all know what I meant.

www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Graham Platner Is the Real Deal
The Maine oyster farmer embodies the populist energy that Americans have been looking for. He’s the best candidate to defeat Republican Senator Susan Collins.
www.thenation.com
elienyc.bsky.social
I think Mills is great.
I also think she’s 77 years old.

I think my mom is great too. I also think that, at 75, she probably shouldn’t run for “person who walks the dog” against me, 47.
elienyc.bsky.social
Not that anybody comes to me for Maine politics, but the fact that the Democrats successfully convinced a 77yo Governor to primary the 41yo progressive, is today's example of why the Democrats fucking stay failing.

Susan Collins is 72 and if Schumer gets his way, she'll be the YOUNGER choice!
elienyc.bsky.social
The whites are literally arguing it's literally *unconstitutional* if they're not OVERREPRESNTED in Congress.
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Just so everyone is clear, the main issue in the Supreme Court voting rights case tomorrow is whether it's racist against white people to enforce the Voting Rights Act.

I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.
elienyc.bsky.social
I'm sure it's very hard for you as a white man to see your people so oppressed in this nation.
elienyc.bsky.social
Taking a swipe at the white gamer bros who support the Republican party is an interesting choice.

But, while we're here, Medicaid is intened for people who CAN'T AFFORD PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE. What you do, or don't do, SHOULDN'T MATTER when it comes to getting health care.
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson says Medicaid is "intended for vulnerable populations, the elderly, disabled, and young pregnant women, and not young able-bodied men without dependents who are playing video games."
elienyc.bsky.social
This is a good point
sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com
one of the reasons they're so mad at "no kings" is that they thought they were going to get a different kind of protest. they *want* the black bloc to be out there fighting with the cops. those are the images they've been trying to generate from "go." instead--

newrepublic.com/article/2016...
MAGA Rage at “No Kings” Boils Over—and It Quickly Backfires on Trump
As Trump allies smear the coming protests, a good writer on MAGA skewers the absurdity of these attacks on large swaths of Americans—and explains why our best recourse will be to turn out in force.
newrepublic.com
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normative.bsky.social
Possibly the funniest thing in here is Jones’ lawyers describing The Onion as his “ideological nemesis.”
elienyc.bsky.social
This is the 3rd time in five years I’ve tried to get a rental car out of the Atlanta airport, and the 3rd time I’ve seriously considered just getting back on the plane and going home.
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benglassmire.bsky.social
If you boiled ASU down into a single person it would be Cam Skattebo
cjzero.bsky.social
We've gone full frat bro with Fitzpatrick & Skattebo
elienyc.bsky.social
In my newsletter this week, I call bulls*** on Ubisoft’s decision to cancel a game because killing Klansmen is now frowned upon in this establishment.
Uhh, also the plot to bomb the Supreme Court and the vindictive stupidity of the James indictment.

But mainly freaking Ubisoft
The Plot That Could Have Deranged America
In his weekly newsletter, Elie Mystal explores everything from the foiled plot against Supreme Court justices to the ongoing plot to foil mail-in voting.
www.thenation.com
elienyc.bsky.social
Hahaha. First laugh of the day and it’s 6:30. :(
elienyc.bsky.social
Me: I need to order a bottle of rum
My mom: You still have half a bottle downstairs.
Me: I know. That's not gonna be enough.
elienyc.bsky.social
This man literally had a better case than the one filed against Tish James. And this man... did NOT have a good case.
vulture.com
Will he finally accept that it’s OVO-ver? A federal judge has dismissed Drake’s defamation and harassment lawsuit against Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.” Drake could potentially appeal the ruling.
Drake’s Lawsuit Over ‘Not Like Us’ Has Been Dismissed
Will he finally accept that it’s OVO-ver? A federal judge has dismissed Drake’s defamation and harassment lawsuit against Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.” Drake could potentially appeal the ruling.
www.vulture.com
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davidcorn.bsky.social
That got dark quickly.
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
elienyc.bsky.social
Be nice if any single national Democrat promised to hold these fuckwads accountable for malicious prosecution should the wheel ever turn around.

But, whatever. Everybody who opposes Trump will just have to weather this bullshit.
elienyc.bsky.social
Oh look, more bullshit from the Trump DOJ.

Someday, these people need to be held accountable for malicious prosecution. But it won't be this day.
marcelias.bsky.social
🚨BREAKING: A federal grand jury indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James (D) on one count of fraud Thursday, ABC News reports. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
In Latest Political Prosecution, Trump’s DOJ Indicts New York AG Letitia James
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com