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Michael Elizondo

@elidelajandro.bsky.social

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Associate Editor/De facto Traveling Correspondent for TrueBlueLA.com Lawyer, writer, rabble-rouser. I will live Skeet games I go to.

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 2d

Signing off. Best game ever.

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 1m

I figured you were blowing up someone's phone lol

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 2m

I can speak Japanese and Spanish. Would I want to do legal documents in Japanese or Spanish? Fuk no.

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 3h

Best line about the Cowboys:

/while taking a tour of Globe Life which is next door to ATT Field

Tour Guide: Anyone want to guess why our ballpark has so much glass?
MJE: Is it something to do with HVAC—
TG: It's so the Cowboys can see what winning looks like!

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 4h

Stephen Nelson/Rick Monday bobblehead when? Please and thank you.

Stephen Nelson @stephennelson.bsky.social · 4h

Can confirm that recent TikTok tea influenced my reporting. Can also confirm Wrobo’s teammates have had a great time with said tea 🍵🐸 😂

Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 11h

Justin Wrobleski is officially undecided on whether to add sign girl to his roster.

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 4h

Yup.

Miguel Rojas game tying home run. G7 2025 World Series

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 4h

I know a manager who sent all three of these dudes to Cancun...

Manager of the year finalists for the NL: Terry Francona, Pat Murphy, and Rob Thomson .

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 5h

Yowza.

kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .

ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 5h

It's the Mamoru Takamura quote from Hajime no Ippo, against the person that Takamura, who has been an invincible beast at this point of the story, defeats, Bryan Hawk, for his first World Title:

"You're strong, but your luck was bad. Curse the fact you were born in the same era as me!"

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 5h

They'll live. 😉

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 6h

I did OrangeTheory for a large chunk of last year. It was demoralizing as hell I couldn't do even modified per OT stuff so I said fuck it.

I can do what I can do and I need to get myself into some form for Japan because Mom may need me.

I quit OT when I got back because I never felt comfortable

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 6h

You can do it. 👍🏼

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 6h

It was one of those games where it was a shame someone had to lose.

(But since someone had to, make the other guy do it 😉)

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 6h

I hear you.

Folks were jeering at me throughout the night and I didn't respond to most apart from a smile and wave.

The only ways I would see this trip as a vanity project were if LA got their butts whipped (think Game 1) or if they did their own Kerkering to end it.

Best game I've ever seen.

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 6h

I didn't leave Rogers Centre until 1:45 am. Then I wrote for an hour. Then I hurriedly packed because my brain couldn't comprehend I had to be at the airport at 4 am.

Mentally and spiritually, I'm tip top. Physically, my legs are screaming at me due to being on a plane for nine hours yesterday.

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 7h

Oof. 🫡

That was me yesterday. May you fly safely and efficiently from the morass otherwise known as LAX.

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Daniel Brim @dbrim.com · 7h

Think this is better than the other back-lit Kershaw I posted earlier. Also hello to SooHoo.

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Daniel Brim @dbrim.com · 7h

More Banda, lmao

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Daniel Brim @dbrim.com · 8h

Variation on Roberts with the trophy

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 8h

@makfmartin.bsky.social - Watch Slow Horses.

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 8h

Fair. It's why we get along so well. 😏

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 8h

Goblin deez nuts!

(One of us had to say it. I don't care who.)

Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 8h

Goblin what now?

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Daniel Brim @dbrim.com · 9h

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 9h

It is an honor to quote @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social while extorting you to be better or F all the way off (twice down Vin Scully Way) failing that.

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Tavi @baseballszn.bsky.social · 1d

I.A.T.S.E. Local B-192 would like to congratulate the Los Angeles Dodgers on their World Series Win. We are sure this Win will be prosperous for the Dodgers organization. You can pay the Dodger Stadium Tour Guides a living wage.

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