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@ejmichele.bsky.social

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Talking hockey and dogs in BC.

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EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 22h

Maaaaybe. Also Ryan Reaves has more 5v5 TOI than Will Smith tonight. So. 💀

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 1d

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EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · Apr 2

Knies playmaking ability is still really underrated

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 1d

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EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody is doing it netfront like Matthew Knies. It’s crazy how every skill in his toolbox seems finely tuned to just do silly shit and dominate there

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 1d

Matthew Knies is so gracious and generous and good at hockey

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 1d

Idk I’ve been watching him closely this game and he looks a lot like William Nylander. Might be time to panic.

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunately I don’t think any conclusions can be drawn on the leafs from this game other than any extended time in their own zone against this Nashville team should feel deeply embarrassing

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been busy and had my attention pulled around, so today I’m finally able to watch the Leafs with no other games on and the conclusion I’m coming to after only six minutes is that the Nashville Predators are a terrible hockey team

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 3d

Jeff Skinner just sonning a whole group of Ducks lmao

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 4d

lol sETH

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 4d

I think first NHL goals should count no matter what. Can’t be overturned. Thats a freebie

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 4d

This is about the Seattle Mariners. They just felt something. Something like hope.

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 4d

Kyle Dubas and the Penguins FO is about to go acquire something wild. They’re going on a RUN

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

I like it

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

Posts should count for .2 goals. If you have 5 then a team goal appears on the scoreboard

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

It’s unreal. It’s those and the fucking anti-Indian rhetoric in every r/[canadiancity] subreddit that makes me feel like we’re NOT gonna be ok. Like could yall stop sounding like hyper capitalist Nazis for one second

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

Accidentally clicked on a reddit post about Canada Post again, my mistake

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

[clapping and dancing insanely] the postal service is a government service not a fuckin for-profit business~

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

Like the best case scenario is what? They trade one of them for a first and slam dunk with the pick to draft… a Konecny or even an Aho? Is that gonna save them? Is that enough?

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

They’re just so extremely unlikely, but that is what they’ll tell themselves as they hold Wolf

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

I don’t think they have the spine for it, but without having a centerpiece forward, I don’t see how you build a contender. The best thing I think they can do is go to a bubble team (or the Canes) and say “give me a 1st, half your A/B prospects, and your best young goalie prospect” and then free fall

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

Alright I think we’ve hit the point where if the Flames want to become anything over the next half decade, trading Wolf is actually non-optional. Building a competitive team from what they have and retaining Wolf are mutually exclusive.

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

The puppy sweater gave him power

EJ @ejmichele.bsky.social · 6d

Also NAZ.