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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire]

@effeneffervescent.bsky.social

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I’m Lavinia (Effen, if ya nasty) They/She Tired Mom. Musician. Insufferable AEW fangirl. I’m a silly goose in the streets and a shrieking horror in the sheets. You can probably find me fist fighting someone’s step dad in an Applebee’s parking lot.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · May 21

An introduction for all my new friends:

Hi! Im Lavinia! Here’s some quick facts about me!

-One day I’m going to marry @discocuntxo.bsky.social She’s an amazing partner and mom and I love her so much.
-I’m a mom of two, 4 years old and 17 years old and they’re my everything.

A lesbian is standing ominously holding a cream colored Fender Precision Bass guitar.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 13h

They're all such good punching bags and also adorable little shits 😂

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 13h

My little boo looked so peaceful cutting out little paper hearts here but I've got to say he is a prime target for this endeavor.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 13h

I desperately need to see somebody get slammed onto a copy machine and have copies of their smooshed face come out the other side.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 13h

Like a little sweetheart

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 17h

I mean, I see no lies though 😂

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 22h

He could make a true crime doc and call it "The Samoan Job"

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 22h

Starts a vicious rumor that Joe has webbed toes.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

It never stopped 😂

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

Hell, wrap Hanger's part in it all up with a trios match on Dynamite. Hook, Eddie and Hangman Vs the Opps. Then let him whoop on my favorite bald baddie for a little while.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno about y'all but I think a Hangman and Ricochet feud would be just delicious right now.

Let Hook and the Opps wrap up their lingering weirdness that started when the little guy got back.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

Wow. That man is very lively. In fact, I've never seen a man so alive.

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 2d

every time mason madden comes out dressed like that. hair in bunches

booker t dies a little more inside

(just in case you needed a happy thought for the day)

#AEWCollision 🤼

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh, Angy Hangy is back 🔥🔥🔥

All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 1d

The Opps may think they're hunting AEW World Champion @hangmanpage.bsky.social, but the Hangman is hunting THEM!

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

Aww, yay! Can't wait to see!

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

If I'm being honest, I was a bit too distracted by his chest meats to notice if he was moist or not.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

Now that he's mostly dry Pac, he can rightfully call just about anybody else soggy.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

I bet she could give him the big swing, no problem.

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NEON PRDX @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social · 2d

Just give her all the belts.

#AEWCollision 🤼

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

That boy is thicc

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

Stokely:

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

Wait. All it took for FTR to become lovable goofy goobs is teaming up with the Bucks? I like this version of them. More goofy FTR, please.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

Right? Both me and the wife gasped 😂

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

For Christmas, I want Jungle Express to become the Jingle Express.

Luchasaurus as Santa.
Jungle Jack as Rudolph, with a little poofy red nose.

Give me this, Tony Kahn.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

Young Bucks have frillies and are very enby flag coded tonight. I love it.