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Eephus Tosser

@eephustosser.bsky.social

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West coast MLB Draft prospect analyst. Views are my own and almost exclusively bad. ✡️ Big West Conference musings at https://bigwestdugout.com/

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · Nov 22

Stop fact-checking my shitposts.

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 11h

Feels like an annual tradition.

Raul was always nice to me so I'm not gonna talk shit but

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 11h

Again?

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 15h

"Hahaha you think you're worth that much" is absolutely anti-labor.

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah Kurt Suzuki is gonna go over well in the city

Kurt with Trump cupping his titties from behind and Trump appears to be shooting ropes into his depends

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

This alt text, William.

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

That's your Tuck Everlasting.

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

No, this is now canon.

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

Not a lot of people know this, but CUBS actually stands for Charlie Understood Brewer Superiority.

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

LOL no no, man, I just was absolutely not seeing the joke, that's on me. I get it now.

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

I'm guessing you read it as, "During my drive to Las Vegas, I will be planning which volcanoes to hike," rather than, "I am currently planning which volcanoes I will hike during my drive to Las Vegas."

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

Ohhhh!!! Hahaha sorry. Yeah, there are quite a few craters through the California deserts. They're not as dramatic as the ones on the Ring of Fire, but they're still fun to climb up.

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a leather jacket is talking about something

Alt: A GIF of Alice Cooper saying, "Actually it's pronounced mee-lee-wah-kay, which is Algonquin for 'the good land.'"

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, there are quite a few of them between L.A. and Vegas, and I like to stop every few hours to get out and stretch my legs with a 4-6 mile hike.

(Sorry, I am acutely aware that I am still missing the joke.)

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

Matt Shaw paying homage to Charlie Kirk by stinking to high heaven.

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 6d

Blake Treinen paying homage to Charlie Kirk by stinking to high heaven.

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

(I think there is a joke here that I am not getting?)

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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 1d

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

How so?

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

I'm pretty sure they were both still on it at the time, too, though I had stopped watching years earlier, well before the Ricky Schroeder and Zack Morris years.

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

I tried to wait until the end so I could ask him about Eight Men Out, but about two-thirds of the way through the movie, he went inside (we were on his patio) and we never saw him again.

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

I worked a summer at a theatre in North Conway, New Hampshire. Apparently Gordon Clapp is from there and ended up inviting everyone who worked there over to his house to watch a terrible direct-to-video movie he did called "Skeletons in the Closet." It was incredibly awkward.

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

I said no because I thought it would be rude to accept a ticket from USC and show up dressed in maize and blue.

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

Very glad I did not accept the free ticket I was offered to this Michigan-USC game.

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

I generally hate Surrender Cobra memes of people just experiencing run-of-the-mill fan heartbreak, but when a guy deserves it, well, that's another story...

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

Planning which volcanoes I'm going to hike on my drive to Vegas. Very normal behavior.

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 1d

LMFAO