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The Black Casebook @blackcasebook.bsky.social · 1h

I think about this monologue (from ALIENS: LABYRINTH, by Jim Woodring and Kilian Plunkett) all the time. I don’t know if any other writer has managed to capture the pure atavistic terror of the xenomorph like this

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 3h

Wait isn't the wraparound just ripping off the ghost soda SCP lol

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 3h

V/H/S Halloween. I always watch these stupid things. As usual, there's complete dogshit (Fun Size), totally unmemorable (Diet Phantasma), and a real fun one (Home Haunt). Kidprint is the standout as a genuinely upsetting bit with a great performance

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 3h

V/H/S Halloween. I always watch these stupid things. As usual, there's complete dogshit (Fun Size), totally unmemorable (Diet Phantasma), and a real fun one (Home Haunt). Kidprint is the standout as a genuinely upsetting bit with a great performance

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 5h

New V/H/S flashbanged me with the evil agereg segment. Hope the ai accusations about the background photos aren't true though

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 13h

Oh it didn't stop for me until I got on E and I was well into my 20s by then.

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 13h

Ought to lock you up

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 14h

It was really common for me and I'd usually just wait it out. Estrogen pretty much solved that though

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 14h

The Plan is advancing

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you oomf you're a treasure

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, I appreciate it

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

I had a horrible thought in the middle of the store that was basically like "if you're not going out in these clothes don't you just have a crossdressing hobby" that make me want to break down and cry but it's just hardened my will

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Shit if I found a women's clothing store with chill staff I'd be their strongest soldier. That's how my favorite hair & skincare products store got me

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Shit if I found a women's clothing store with chill staff I'd be their strongest soldier. That's how my favorite hair & skincare products store got me

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Going clothes shopping today made me feel like shit but reinforced my determination to become a hot girl who can wear cute outfits in public

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Ty it sucks but I should have seen it coming

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Sucks for them though if they were chill I probably would have been happy enough about that to shell out $50 on a costume

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 1d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

I tried to go to this underwear store that sold skimpy costumes. I thought they'd be normal about it and I could get a sexy nurse outfit or something for funsies but the second I entered everyone stared daggers at me and a lady just stuck to me and stared until I just left. Bad judgement on my part