A wedding dance should start with slow songs that old people can dance to and then gradually transition to more modern songs so the old people can leave. They skipped the first step, so it's a bunch of old people listening to Bad Bunny while people stand in the dance floor talking.
In the last 90 minutes, they haven't played one song you could slow dance to. Have we broken the concept of the wedding dance? I just heard a country version of "Tipsy" and I wanted to throw up.
I'm currently at a wedding "dance" with a bunch of twenty somethings. They don't dance. They just stand on the dance floor and sing the lyrics to the songs. It looks like what an alien A.I. would think a wedding dance is like.
There is no better way to appeal to a worldwide audience than an old white guy singing "I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free" while ICE is snatching brown people off the streets
This is like finding out your elderly neighbor fell for a scam and sent $52,000 in ITunes gift cards to a scammer. I love you, but you did something very, very stupid.
If you go to a con, don't spend hundreds of dollars on a celebrity autograph, find an artist you like and pay them for a sketch. You will have a one of one work of art. Unless it's @danhausen.bsky.social. always pay to get Danhausen's autograph to avoid being cursed.
