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wasn’t planning on doing a second chapter but here we areeeeee

also note the rating update! Lucifer gets a little, uh, descriptive here

archiveofourown.org/works/690886...
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Lucifer has the face of a man that has been pegged by both of Adam's ex wives
because im impatient, have a short little intro to my Halloween #radioapple fic!!

Strap in for some horror, a little comedy, plenty of strangely domestic fluff, and some smut for all you monster fuckers out there. There’s PLENTY more to come.

archiveofourown.org/works/728473...
i use a cork board I got from ikea! I think it’s actually hung up with the Velcro command strips (I love them cause I can reposition them if it’s not level)

Fun fact: the board was originally used as the seating chart for our wedding
Why does it lowkey sync up a little bit with the gif tho 😂😂
Like what does that even mean? Salad dressing? What kind???

also of all the cheeses, sliced VELVEETA???
im glad im among kindred souls
every time Alastor is being a prick Lucifer shows him this recipe as punishment
remember when I said it was gonna be spooky?

It’s like
20% horror
20% smut
And 60% domestic fluff

I have a problem
someone hold a fucking gun to my head so I sit down and edit the first half of my Halloween fic so I can fucking POST IT sometime this year
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“I don’t wanna see Chaggie be sexualized!!” Well that sucks for you because if I don’t see them scissor directly on screen I’m rating the season 1/5 stars
you THINK? 😉😉😉
get it? Get it?
Cause it says
think?

I’ll see myself out
killing yourself to preserve honor, getting cummed on by a group of people

I mean it’s basically the same thing
who was gonna tell me VtM: bloodlines finally released today???

I need to make a purchase
HAAAAAA

okay so something similar happened in one of my hs history classes
One kid mixed up seppuku and bukkake
the audacity to get invited to the broadway show and then disrespect everyone who worked on it to record and leak shit is insane

straight to jail
everyone except me because im ready for it
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I’m sorry for the person I’m going to become the moment we see that old deer’s chest in s2.
My definition of sexy is: a tall, tired, creepy man, fighting a potentially fatal wound with too much ego to ask for help

#HazbinHotelAlastor #AlastorHazbinHotel #alastor #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelfanart
SO SO TINY!!!

I need to go buy some lol
But I def am
I am HUNGRY
speaking of baby (who we have now nicknamed skrimp) is the size of a poppy seed!!!

I want a bagel
things i don’t plan on doing: shutting up any time soon
good cause be prepared to be SICK OF ME
between s2 coming and growing a little human being I am going to be the most annoying insufferable yapper there ever was