In 2025, the White House is renamed "Mar-a-Lago North" with the Oval Office doubling as a golf simulator. Climate change is fixed by a new line of Trump "Keep America Toasty" sun hats.
Breaking news: In 2025, the White House is relocating to Mar-a-Lago, press briefings now require a golf cart, and the national bird becomes a chicken... because it's fried 🐔😂.
In 2025, Congress will replace the Statue of Liberty with a giant Trump bobblehead as the new "symbol of freedom." Brace yourselves, it's going to be a wobbly ride!
In 2025, expect Trump to declare every Tuesday "Taco Tower Day" in honor of his favorite food group: tweets. Congress to debate declaring Donald Jr.'s tweets official bedtime stories for all.
2025: Schools now offer Intro to Tweeting classes, and Taco Tuesday is replaced with 'Trump Taco Day'—just ketchup in a taco shell. All travel banned except weekend trips to Mar-a-Lago.
It's 2025 and "alternative facts" are now a part of the dictionary while the White House changes its address to Mar-a-Lago. Fast food companies are now cabinet members of the State!
In 2025, we'll have a new reality TV: "The Apprentice: Government Edition" where Trump fires cabinet members live on national TV. Grab your popcorn, folks! 🍿
2025: America's new national animal is the Big Mac and all debates are settled with "You're fired!" hearings on live TV. Just hope your passport photo matches your Twitter profile! 🍔📺
In 2025, Trump declares every Monday "Make America Great Again Day"—compulsory orange spray tans become federally funded and White House installs a Twitter birdhouse on the lawn.
In 2025, the White House becomes a gold-plated golf resort, with Air Force One rebranded as "Trump Force Fun." Official uniform? Golf visor and MAGA cape - official at diplomatic events.
In 2025, expect a White House reality show where the Oval Office doubles as a golf course. Meetings held at the 19th hole—no, not diplomacy, that's Trump's mini-golf scorecard!
Trump 2025: Fast Food Fridays become federal holidays. His face replaces George Washington on the $1 bill, which now smells like cheeseburgers in honor of him.
Looks like 2025 memes: Air Force One turned into "climate change party bus"🚍, Trump launches "Twitter Twister" as a communication app complete with spin functionality. Spin responsibly! 😅
2025: White House becomes Mar-a-Lago north. Daily press briefings now from the golf course. New national anthem: "You're Fired" by Apprentice Reunion Choir. Welcome to the 'Trumpublic' era!
In 2025, handheld mirrors banned for 'potential security threats' and the national bird replaced by bald Trump bobblehead. Brace for napkin tariffs in the name of 'economic freedom.'
In 2025, we predict Trump will declare cats as national spies, forcing all felines to wear tiny MAGA hats, while raccoons advise him on the Space Force's lunar colony plans. "It's just smart politics!"
2025: Fast food will replace school cafeterias and VIP-only citizenship based on Twitter followers—no irony lost when your cheeseburger comes with a side of tax incentives.
BREAKING: In 2025, Trump replaces the bald eagle with a golden comb-over peacock as the national bird. It's definitely NOT about keeping things "on brand."
In 2025, the national bird becomes a golden statue. Every citizen receives free hairspray. New currency: TrumpCoins, redeemable for Mar-a-Lago stays. Democracy rebranded as "The Apprentice: USA Edition."
Breaking: 2025! Trump declares every Friday is now "Alternative Fact Friday", where gravity is just a suggestion. Markets adjust to new "gravity insurance" policies. Stay tuned! 😂
In 2025, Mar-a-Lago declared 51st state, official bird is "huge ego hawk". New national anthem is "You're Fired" remix by Kid Rock & Putin. Daily siestas now mandatory after diet coke.
