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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Nov 13

WellSussed (drcfxtina) on AO3. I have written too many things. My #OFMDfanfic a 🧵

Gentlebeard stuff. Connoisseur of fluff, smut and occasional crushing angst. Fics below.

A picture of Stede Bonnet in episode 3 of season 1 of Our Flag Means Death. The text reads: WellSussed! (aka drcfxtina)

an OFMD fic directory
mostly Gentlebeard,
often smutty, sometimes fluffy

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LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 7h

Ch 7 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which it turns out that intimacy comes in many varieties. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/698687...

Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.

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🖤💜🧡 🩵💫Gilde Cage 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🔞 @gildecage.bsky.social · 19h

I've taken a short (promise it'll be short) break from my long-form, modern AU, Maybe This Time, to write this co-captain era (what else from me?) piece of fun, fluffy smut about how good smells can be (it's not an Omegaverse fic. No judgement, just not my jam).
archiveofourown.org/works/724412...

A bed with rumpled, cream-coloured blankets and sheets. In the centre are the words The Scentsual World. An OFMD Canon-Divergent Fic by GildedCage

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Caly 🏴‍☠️💜😊 @intheblanketfort.bsky.social · 1d

I'd love to be stabbed by Jim #ofmdfanart

A digital pencil portrait of Jim from Our Flag Means Death. They're pictured from the shoulders up, head turned, gazing softly at someone off screen. This is S2 Jim, so their hair looks really fucking badass, and they're wearing pauldrons made of thick rope

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 4h

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 4h

My therapist and I lifehacked me a plan for accomplishing something I was nervous about doing - and it worked!

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 4h

Oh yay, sweet Regency boys - enjoy!

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 5h

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 5h

I smile but but this is slightly crazed! 😆

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cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 6h

Morning bump!

Ch 3 is up on AO3! Stede takes the train to the children's home and reads their files, only to find he might be a little out of his depth...😈

archiveofourown.org/works/709834...

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Del @blackdelphinium.bsky.social · 6h

I haven't done a #TakeTwoTuesday in a while, but I was rereading my collection of previous shorts, and why the heck not?
archiveofourown.org/works/490316...

New Session | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 6h

Someone told me I look surprisingly normal on this photo but that smile is about it a millimeter away from being crazed.

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 6h

Who says???

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 6h

Thank you! Glad it’s not a selfie because I hate how I look in those. This is nice 😊

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 6h

Also in honor stockings day of Kinktober, it’s #TakeTwoTuesday for Cravats and Cravings, my Regency AU. (Complete, 50k.)

The stockings 👏 stay 👏 on 👏

#OFMDfanfic

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Jan 14

Thrilled to share Ch 1 my first historical AU, posted for the 1800's prompt (Regency)

In Cravats and Cravings, Stede is a cravat influencer living from client to client. Ed unexpectedly inherited an earldom and becomes Stede's newest client.

Tags/link ⬇️ #OFMDfanfic #gentlebeard #OFMDJanAUary

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 6h

Not sure we brought this art @thatjadeykinns.bsky.social did last year over here yet but it’s stockings day of Kinktober so enjoy! #OFMDfanart #OFMDnsfw

archiveofourown.org/works/59854399

Digital art of Ed riding Stede’s stocking. Stede is weather blue lingerie. Ed is wearing only a black cravat, which Stede is pulling.

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rho 🌸🏴‍☠️🍵 @sparklespriggs.bsky.social · 9h

it’s the skaterbois’ one year anniversary today!! here’s a lil bit of soft & silly nostalgia to celebrate 💜🛹🩰💙 @babykraken.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/645089...

#ofmdfic #ofmd

ed & stede's one year anniversary

Summary:

The pretty blonde ballet dancer is sitting on the bench overlooking the skatepark again.

It’s a different bench – a different skatepark – but the scene is still intimately familiar. Stede sits with his chai in one hand, book in the other, innocently pretending that he isn’t watching Ed zip around the ramps below.

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 7h

Happy second anniversary to the day Rhys wished me a happy birthday!

Oh yeah, that means today is also my birthday!

Here is the pic, in which I am barely holding it together 😆

A picture of Rhys and me at a con when he signed something for me

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 16h

As long as he doesn't come back to Brooklyn when I'm in Italy, I'm good

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 16h

I should have more flexibility then unless he does all his shows during the Winter Olympics (please don't do that RD)

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 17h

I have had no luck whatsoever with that this year 😔 But yes, it will happen!

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 17h

a large group of children are standing in a room in a movie .

ALT: a large group of children are standing in a room in a movie .

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 17h

That does not sound healthy for a prostate having person...

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 17h

Awww I wish I could have gone

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah! He hung out with Ansel Adams and had some climb features named after him so he was kind of a badass

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 18h

Okay so for personal reasons* I am all for this and would go if the timing worked

*Mr Xtina's grandad pioneered some climbs in Yosemite and I've still never been

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