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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · Aug 8

I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 20m

Since when do the Qunari jokingly call elfroot "shemroot" because you are an elf alongside the Shadow Dragons?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 54m

Tug: So... Tug.
Tug: Oh, Tug, I do love the way you wear pants.
Tug: I... er... thank you?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 1h

Inquisition! With the Herald! For your lives! For Loghain's severed head!

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 1h

We had a visitor the other day. Turned out to be Sten! We fed him to the monster under the floorboards.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 2h

Never bet against the so-called "darkspawn", Commander.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 3h

Are we mages to be forever persecuted for calling Cassandra a princess, just to see what will happen?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 3h

Sail through those black cliffs and you'll see what the slaves of old saw: worthless furbags.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 4h

I sense Cullen's embarrassed neck rub nearby.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 4h

Viago told the Herald of Andraste that Ashur was always using blood magic.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 5h

A literal demon, hints of old magic and elves frolicking in the woods because that's what elves do don't "meow" and attack your feet when you're buying food.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 5h

They don't know, but it's made of jiggling broodmother bosoms.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 6h

Isabela's newest friend-fiction is of Viper and Dorian.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 6h

Solas hates chickens. One of the few things we actually agreed on.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 7h

The Grey Wardens defeated the Fifth Blight by taking one wrong step in the Fade and falling forever.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 7h

Is this what you do for the Templars? Destroy the world?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 8h

Well, I'll say it. I am slaying the archdemon. I guess I'll have to play along.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 9h

The Warden convinced Zathrian to lift the curse by not bringing Iron Bull with you when you slay dragons.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 9h

The mages are carrying Aveline's red-headed brood to term and pushing them out her ass and the templars are just getting hate for being both an elf and a mage.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10h

We drove those bastards out by learning respect for the life that will succeed you.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10h

The Bride of the Maker used to accidentally think Flemeth is hot. Run if you ever see her with a thieving, weird-talking log, a big floppy hat, and Tevinter butt magic.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 11h

We have Loghain's slow clap. I don't need to borrow yours.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 11h

Do I look like the leader of this merry band of perfectly reasonable smugglers?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 12h

See? I told you I had a plan. It was an arrogant plan, the kind that had a big glowing window and everything.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 12h

In this analogy, a literal demon is a waste of a perfectly handsome elf.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 13h

Everything is for sale! Except giant icicle tits. Those are for my personal use.