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alucarda

@draculadracula.bsky.social

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Itssssssss Your Friend and Mine: Winona bottom with no game im in my twenties and im normal though okay? yay U^ﻌ^U she/her pronouns. yuuuuuuuuuuuup

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14h

What the fuck is she talking about it’s Halloween!! It’s time for Varsovia’s Recursos Inhumanos!! Obviously!!!!!!! What the hell!!!!!!!

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 15h

The mood tonight is Prehistoric Chrome by Gee Tee, specifically Stone-Age

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 14h

PT cruiser is such a chaser car

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 15h

The mood tonight is Prehistoric Chrome by Gee Tee, specifically Stone-Age

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 19h

I can’t believe I’m eating my hat on the “only one tgirl per establishment” theory. This fucking blows. Not me, but sacked her on garbage reasons too Christ

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 1d

man im gonna be in so much trouble with my boss tomorrow lol

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes all you need is a snack an estrogen shot and laying on the floor staring at the ceiling in a dark room for a couple hours straight!! I’m normal and cute and fun again, I promise U^ﻌ^U

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 1d

Whit eknuckling being normal rn lol :)

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 1d

Scurvy

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 4d

Goo!! And!! Slime!!!

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve seen reels with such premise of the man and the masc clashing

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

Put in a position where a beautiful femme needs to help me warm up?? Harrowing😏

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

What was their crime. Loving too deep?? Swag too bad? Maybe you’ll see me with a Casio watch Nike sports bra and jorts at the next function. Idk maybe with an ironic dad hat and small sunglasses too who knows.

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

What if I pivoted to full hey mamas

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

I have that Peter griffin Midwest emo song stuck in my head so bad trepanation only cure u_u

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Oh babe I’m so back

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Winnie don’t lose her one hair clip challenge fails every time

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craigslist dogs @craigslistdogs.maedotmkv.com · 17d

Reasonable puppy

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Oh what? Yeah no just changed a tire. Yyyyeah sopping wet in my flannel shirt yeah. Yeah I’m on my butch type shit ig? 😏😏 idk to a girl like me this shit is just nbd 😏

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Like I’m rolling. I don’t know how to fix a tire. I’m not that kind of girl.

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Like I’m rolling. I don’t know how to fix a tire. I’m not that kind of girl.

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

To everyone I ever make plans with I’m so sorry that I have to be like an hour late to everything

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Dumbest girl alive yaaaaaay

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

today is the day Winona seemingly makes as big a fool of herself as humanly possible oh. My god.

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

I feel ripped off this isn’t fall. This isn’t fall at all. I’ve barely been able to wear a (one (singular)) cool jacket. What the fuck.

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 7d

Just cried over a tumblr post about a puzzle I think I’m cooked

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 7d

as soon as i clock out i am going home and entering a meditative state talking and listening to nobody until re-enter play tomorrow. Flickering, as it were.