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DouglasBaldwin
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God called me. It was an assdial.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · Feb 12
I solemnly promise not to masturbate in my office.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 33m
STOP HIM NOW!
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 6h
Does NSPM 7 affect me?
Inquiring minds want to know.

If I call Donald Trump a shithead is that sufficient grounds to have me executed.

I sure hope so.

Come get me you fat orange piece of shit.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 9h
Yes yes
Very nice
Very nice indeed.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 9h
Fake
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 9h
The extreme unctuousness of the young Trump’s brow
is indicative of the furious revolutions of his two stroke brain function.
He’s a good boy.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 10h
Every Day
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 10h
This refreshment
was written by
William Carlos Williams

He was a pediatrician
in New Jersey

He originally thought
in Spanish
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
Somebody’s watchin’ me
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Zandra.Bluesky 420buddy @zandra-b.bsky.social · 16h
Rainbow Storm cloud above Highway Texas U.s.a
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
It’s a prolapse of wonderment.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
Try Chicago.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
Tusk tusk
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
Don’t forget elegance.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
What’s that thing!

Oh jesus, it’s your arm!
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
It’s a cosmic programming designed to prevent calamitous inbreeding.

Bedhop. Then take the village.
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Vicki Jared @vjared.bsky.social · 1d
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12h
This is a photograph of a restaurant in Sandvika Norway.

I’ve never been there.

I snuck into the Chicago Art Institute when mayor Daley had his riots in the sixties.

I stood before a painting of a farmhouse by Monet.

He used wisps of purple in the snow.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 20h
Dublin jumpers
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 20h
You! You! Later!
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 20h
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 20h
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 20h
He licensed his crabs for the great cloning.
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 1d
Dear MAGAt Farmers....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Suck it up, you voted for that fat, greasy orange ass bag.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 20h
Heck, we could just squeeze your glottal reserves.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 1d
Neck twat much?
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