Groom of Elvira
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83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
Played some solid (for me) pinball last night and just fully biffed it on a key shot and ended my game, twice in a row.

Pray for me.
Man SEO really killed good porno movie parody names huh? Now we only get “Severance: a XXX Pornographic Parody”

We live in hell, folks.
I went to an old media swap meet over the weekend and one guy had some porno tapes and I’m sitting here at work now like “why the fuck didn’t I buy The Flintbones?!”
Still mad at myself for not buying The Flintbones
Post the posts you wish to see in the world.
lol that they haven’t left yet. It ain’t that good brothers.
Yeah I’ve always been like “damn you’re still just out here posting under your real name huh” every time I see him cross the tl. I don’t have any ill will towards the guy but oof.
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In 1999, the official Nintendo Australia site tested the visitor's ability to display Shockwave/Flash content by displaying a running Mario, crudely edited from a screenshot of Super Mario 64.
She doesnot leave the lizard alone
I went to an old media swap meet over the weekend and one guy had some porno tapes and I’m sitting here at work now like “why the fuck didn’t I buy The Flintbones?!”
It would be scary to be killed by a chainsaw, hope this helps.
Wait this is just a “ribbed for her pleasure.” I need to sit down.
Jimmy John from jimmy johns and the doctor from the biggest loser having a pussy eating contest together is going to haunt me for life
Dude it’s so expensive to go bowling.
Dear god, it’s Wife of Vegetable Man
Vegetable man from aqua teen
Best I can do is Santana’s Abraxas
Fantastic film. Maybe my favorite coen bros production.