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dooderoni
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girl who likes drawing hot robots and other such things teehee
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hey i'm Doodle, funny fetish artist extraordinaire and gravely afflicted by mecha anime brainworms

don't have a comms sheet nor is that in the plans, but if you have a concept for my OC's that you think i'd brainworm about enough to draw, feel free to DM me!
funny fastbear found dead at age 54 in his domicile after seemingly having tripped and fallen down the stairs due to an untreated heart condition
"aw geez aw shucks i mean c'mon i didn't think they/them/there robits could have to deal with cholesterol and all"
-the ourple fellow
genuinely the one thing, the one bit of glue that holds the place together as every other aspect is actively tearing it apart, is that the gallery function is genuinely leagues better for art than a lot of other sites like twitter or here. sucks big sweaty balls methinks!!!
oh boy oh gee oh golly can't wait to go on the site with a frontpage full of gen ai and people making kink captions with stolen art and people begging for free stuff on posts i made like 7 years ago and the ai tagging system never has and most likely never will work. i love it here!
deviantart's chat section, which is for some reason inaccessible from the notes section (why have both internal emails and dm's???), has so far mostly been used by scammers to get me to fall for fake sales for my art. great website that totally works, the forums are constantly full of racism btw
ermmmmm sweaty ermmmm i erm don't care muchhhh for none of that sharted ass stuff ermmm this doodle is ONLY drawing powered convoys and such so erm go shove yourself in a locker and give yourself a swirlie IDIOT i'm too busy drawing to do it for you DWEEB
"doodle doodle c'mon you'd get like thrice the clicks if you made her prime or magnus instead c'mon quit the diaclone shtick already" ermmmm NOPE erm how about i erm scalp you and sprinkle a bit of salt on top of there instead teehee haha just a harmless prank, just a bit of fun
dude lmao they're never gonna figure out the quirky little trick i used to have 2 versions of the same car lmao i'm so sneaky there's no way anyone's ever gonna figure out this one lmao i'm kiiiiind of a genius tbh (trips over my shoelaces and falls down 50 flights of stairs)
america has a poison tick damage hurt floor swamp level problem and i'm not afraid to say it
"duuuude what if forcefem but you got the better business bureau getting angry at you" wtf is this why do i keep writing this, this Doodleco™ stuff got me going craaazy
"i-i studied in secretary work! i have prior experience too!" doesn't really matter when *she's* too blissed out on good girl pills to really do anything but blush and keep still and quiet when the boss lady's having investor meetings in her office
the "cute dorky twink whose performance reports are about to get tampered with" to "the boss lady's delicate latex doll-thing she keeps in her office" is real and is what keeps the modern business landscape afloat
yeah sorry buddy but your performance has been down for the past few quarters, like none of your work has been turned in time actually. So we're sending you to the girls in HR cause clearly the only thing that's gonna make you profitable is a month long surgical procedure to get you all doll'd up
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uh oh! looks like our friendly neighbourhood CEO Doodle got a liiiittle mad at that big press conference she had to attend today! a few clones are DEFINITELY getting put in (the machine) to appease her tonight!
too tired rn to actually make this any good lmao but idk i need to be a funny silly plushie that can maybe move but is much more compelled to just lay around all cute like

u ever think about how i'd rather be an inanimate object than deal with some of this shit that's a bit worrying tbh
one day i'll learn how to actually draw cars i swear i swear! please give me a chance! (large swathes of my VERY disappointed fans throw various sharp object at my abdomen/light hot coals under my office chair)
you may think that for some of these i'm making clever and well thought out aesthetic changes to suit my version of these critters better, but actually i'm too lazy to have a ref image tab open and i draw em based on my vague memory of their designs
it's time for me to HONK MIMimimimimimmimi before i drop dead but at least i have a lil unshaded preview of the next faocking DRAWVING for all u worms/non worms
it's that damnable italian again
plushie tf on the brain if i'm being real
if u push in yoshi's nose he dies instantly it's actually where his brain is and it's a huge soft spot, yoshi mortality rates are through the roof
it's time for me to HONK MIMimimimimimmimi before i drop dead but at least i have a lil unshaded preview of the next faocking DRAWVING for all u worms/non worms
extensive comic that has like 1 page of epic™ latex™ action™ and the rest is a painfully accurate and long legal battle which spans the length of your average battle shonen manga, i would be crucified for that one i think
type of local commercial that Doodleco™ would have to get lost media'd because of an upcoming law suit from SEVERAL people who got perma suited from improperly labelled DoodleSuit™ products
type of local commercial that Doodleco™ would have to get lost media'd because of an upcoming law suit from SEVERAL people who got perma suited from improperly labelled DoodleSuit™ products
you WILL not find a way to safely contain it, it WILL be involved in some manner of work place incident, but golly gee it's not gonna cause you much to have some YOU know get perma latex'd and that's a DOODLE PROMISE. so come on down and get this stuff off of MY hands so it can get on YOUR hands
come on down to Doodle's "BIG VATS OF THAT SPECIFIC TYPE OF LATEX IN TF PORN THAT'S IMPLIED TO BE ALIVE AND ALSO LIQUID"super sale! Due to a manufacturing error, i'm STUCK with a warehouse of various ominous drums of dark STICKY synthetic rubber at an ASTONISHING discount. it's DANGEROUS and CHEAP
psychic pokeymans emit ♀️waves that are potent enough that ur average dorks' brain has it's ♂️waves completely disrupted

it's all canon, mr pokeyman told me this himself in person