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DON FERRARI
@donferrari.bsky.social
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 11h
Gotta learn the dance moves too

youtu.be/q8Jb68yO1a8?...
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 11h
I bet if you ran it through a hot glue it would turn back into regular piss
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 11h
What did you end up doing with all of your plasti-piss?
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 12h
I'm sure he didn't mean it.
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 12h
Only if it's a photo collage of big wet spots at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 12h
But only if you're both comfortable with that
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 12h
That's a common misconception in prison you're actually supposed to find the largest prisoner and give them a big kiss and maybe honk their boob
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 12h
No they're called "cummies"
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 12h
"Turns out the joke... was on me."
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 13h
Say what now
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roadside.xor.blue
old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 14h
earl scheib sign, beverly hills, california, 1977
earl scheib sign, beverly hills, california, 1977
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Chuck @ivychat.bsky.social · 15h
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 13h
I love the quote post who's dead sure they will lead the violent overthrow of the government but is too chicken shit to post the death threat they want to
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 14h
Lol pussy
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 14h
Whatever soothes your cognitive dissonance, Field Marshal Cinque.
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 14h
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 16h
"Saying we love Hitler was tame compared to the reams of erotic Goebbels fanfic we post!"
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 17h
That's the mound Tinky-Winky leapt into Heaven from
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 17h
Good. Live in your shame.
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 18h
This could mean any number of things coming from you
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 18h
Probably did well on home video.

Also it's better than the original.
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 18h
We call the "Out, Vile Jelly!" Protocol
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 19h
You could do your Final Fantasy 7 cosplay!
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 19h
I don't trust that mustache
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DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social · 21h
Oh that guy *definitely* drinks his own piss
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