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Sarah
@domesticploddess.bsky.social
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New mum. Veteran MSer. Experienced cat wrangler. Gardens, makes things, studies psychology. Lefty. Ally. She/them 💪❤️
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 1h
It’s the eye roll for me. They hold us in utter contempt.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 3h
👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly."

"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."

"I blame you for that."
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 1h
Eurgh!
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 1h
Phew
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 1h
And your wee wee splashes up so you need to clean under the seat constantly.

They’re just not fit for purpose I don’t think.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 1h
1. The collection area is too narrow to get a hole in one.

2. The bit at the front which should slope down doesn’t, it goes flat underneath you. So your *ahem* doings don’t fall to the bottom they just sit there until you’re done.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 1h
Well then, it worked.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 1h
Mate I’ve been kidnapped. I can’t be subtle.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 1h
It has to be obvious. It’s a cry for help!
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 2h
I feel like I can’t say this to anyone or anywhere but the toilets in my house are terrible for pooing in… and I eat a LOT of seedy bread.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 2h
When you stop puking I will need rescued.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 2h
I have the hots for Nigel Farage
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 6h
Can’t wait to start reading the new Richard Osman!
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 4h
How boring
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 8h
Some bloke inboxed me in response to quite an innocuous comment I made on a Facebook group. Says he wants to be my friend. Keeps saying hello.

I haven’t responded yet. I’m waiting to see how long it takes him to crack and call me a whore.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 9h
Using Carole’s own logic she’s not a drug user and therefore shouldn’t have an opinion.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 10h
Oh my god Charles… this is just horrific.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 17h
She’s nervous
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 17h
I’ll miss his unbuttoned shirt
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 18h
They didn’t move to Bluesky
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 18h
Going to watch The Traitors with my eyes closed.
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 18h
Ok we’re back
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 19h
My timeline won’t load but I have mentions.

How are you feeling?
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 19h
Testing
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 20h
Ha
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 21h
😂😂😂
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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 21h
Apparently I’m more like my dad than I’ve ever cared to admit cos I just told a door knocker to keep off my grass.
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