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DogsDadBod
@dogsdadbod.bsky.social
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Dog dad with a dad bod. It's not hard (the body or the portmanteau) The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 1h
Naomi Scott utterly fucking crushed Smile 2. Fanboying hard for her.
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 2h
I thought his lip was big Nigel Thornberry teeth

Try unseeing that
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 3h
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4h
Pot stickas not swastikas
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4h
Imagine how utterly fucking rotten your brain has to be to believe this
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h
Eric Trump: "Now every single time a boat goes out of Venezuela it's getting blown up into a million pieces. That's exactly what's happening every single day. I personally have 4 friends who have lost children to fentanyl."
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 4h
Remember: when white professionals in their 20s do bad things, they're "kids." When PoC teens are accused of wrongdoing, they are hardened criminals unworthy of mercy.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5h
If it wasn’t a big deal when I buried this body three years ago, why is it a problem now when you found it?
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5h
Remember 40ish GBW’s “youthful indiscretions”?
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5h
“Joke” suggests he finds it funny
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5h
It’s okay to say “state terrorism” instead of “military campaign.”
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5h
And on a screen like it’s fucking all-22 game film
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
One time I forgot that my power bill was not on auto pay and so you can say that I’ve been trained for this
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
“the entire government”
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
To be clear, that was a reaction to your post, not in answer to the question posed
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
No
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
Where can I contribute to the pathogens’ GoFundMe?
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
Fucker wasn’t content just to take my name
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
Kinda wish Eric had been my therapist five years ago.
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Eric L. Robinson @uticaeric.bsky.social · 10h
If you’re a lawyer & there’s a string of attorneys who say no to a client, but you’ll say yes.

You’re not courageous, you’re the dumbest fucking imbecile sworn into the bar within earshot. Outside of obscure contract law, there is no novel law.

You carry that weight.

You’re buried with it, too.
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
You show that pot who’s boss. Just give it hell.
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
It’s actually for Christmas 2026
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
I wonder if they can guess what action unit code my face is making and which of my body’s other action units they can kiss the fattest part of
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 7h
“Please [get the] clap.”
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 7h
She’s living the ‘Merkin Dream
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 8h
The fight here with Gorsuch and Kav vs Nelson is whether the "use" of race automatically means "discrimination" on the basis of race.

That's interesting to me, because it's basically the white folks telling on themselves. They cannot see a "use" of race that isn't synonymous with discrimination.
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 9h
An Thropo Sex Morgic is my favorite Chili Peppers album
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