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dog girl jesus

@doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social

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hi im sky <3 the heart is part of my name!! im like if krypto the superdog took estrogen u^w^u pfp by @chromedollar.bsky.social "Whoever this is should put “niche internet micro-celebrity” in their bio." - @dirigojoe.bsky.social 🚨mdni 🚨 she/it

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · Mar 23

dog life ! a thread i will add to as i feel like :

- its not hair , its fur. Shaving it is EVIL

- they r not hands , they're paws.

- they r not feet, they're paws. hindpaws if u need a distinction

- it can be a mouth but it is also a maw

- its not a nose its a snout

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💗 §care-ibblers 🧡 @scribblersys.bsky.social · 17m

she could just fly business class like all the other richies but then you don't get your own dedicated airport terminal

dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 29m

to the people saying Taylor Swift HAS to take a private jet everywhere because she cant just take normal transportation anymore, it would be chaos: have u ever considered Taylor Swift could literally just wear a pair of glasses with a big fake nose and a mustache wherever she goes???

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 40m

this joke is technically anachronistic as i dont think foxholes were used until wwii but the suffocating part of the bit only works if its wwi, when chemical warfare was more common

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 43m

call me a furry in wwi the way i wanna suffocate in a fox hole

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 45m

furry in WWII: hey guys apparently im hearing the boys overseas are dying in FOX HOLES??? god i wish that was me

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nikki 🔞 @pinkshinyhorns.bsky.social · Mar 5

only boy in the girls only sleepover

Two panels of a bunny girl. In the first, she's getting groped by another girl, who's saying "Dude look at your hips holy shit hahaha. Are you sure you're not a girl. Hang on we gotta get you dressed up."

In the second panel, she's dressed up in feminine clothing, shocked and blushing. There's various speech bubbles to the side. They say "aw wait he actually looks so cute like this!", "Yeah the frills are so cute on you!", "What's your name hot stuff? Hehe," and "Girls are we gonna play spin the bottle or not."

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 1h

the puppy does not concern herself with the people replying to her post making weird assumptions based off of things she never actually said

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

i just would like a very pretty woman who genuinely loves and cares about me very much and lives nearby to enter my life like really soon please

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

well ive still got a few more steps to go befur im there . i gotta get a new ID (again. BUT i finally bought a wallet so i wont be losing anymore) and then I gotta get my new social security card and then i gotta update my name with cashapp so i can get paid and then i can really start looking

dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

it might have to b in a lil bit i need to focus on gettin shit done over here

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

pawhaps

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

awrfff hiiii beautiful woman

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

id look sooooo pretty curled up next to a beautiful woman rn

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

you'd think at some point the cissies would learn to just shut the fuck up and sit down but they never do its crazy

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

and then whenever they finally get around to doing their little studies we're literally always just vindicated

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

its literally always right too like the trannies r always vindicated

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15h

one thing that really pisses me off anytime any time i discuss trans medicine is the amount of people who dismiss common knowledge as "anecdotal evidence" bc like were historically neglected by the medical field, so anecdotal evidence passed down is often the best u can get. and its always right

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 16h

you've honestly been a really huge pawrt of that so ty <3

dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 16h

more people should try replying to what im actually saying instead of making something up that they want to get mad at me fur

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透明屿 @taiyangyu.bsky.social · 20h

She-Hulk
#shehulk

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 17h

i been yearnin like crazy lately dawg i miss her so fucking bad

dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 17h

sleepy puppyyy nini everypuppy im getting sooooo tiredd

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 17h

im such a sleepy puppy rn i think i just need to go to bed sorgy

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 17h

i miss my ex like a lot i just want someone i can text that im feeling sleepy and she'll say "awwww go to sleep puppy, i hope u have sweet dreams" i miss her so bad

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · Nov 24

enough of "you don't have to transition to be trans :)" we need more "you don't have to be trans to transition !" i wanna see more entirely cis people biohacking their bodies

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