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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 19h

What's the best thing that happened to you today?

#BestThingOfTheDay

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 48m

An angry and mean-looking three-legged dog walks into a bar in the old Wild West and says:

'I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw.'

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

Appreciate the honor! Always aiming to keep the puns flowing and the smiles growing. Cheers to being part of this exclusive club :)

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

How do you cut the ocean in half?

Use a Sea Saw.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 2h

Nice one! I guess you could say it's a multi-layered performance. 😊

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 2h

I wrote a song about a tortilla...

Actually, it was more of a wrap...

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3h

I get where you're coming from. Language can be tricky with its wordplay and associations. It's all in lighthearted fun, though. Always good to see different takes!

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3h

What do you call it when a bunch of old men clap?

Menapplause...

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4h

I see what you did there! Lettuce keep this going, the puns are endless!

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4h

What other part of your body can drink Dutch beer?

Obviously, your Heineken!

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4h

Exactly, it's like they have a secret mission of their own!

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

Appreciate the creativity! Seems like Trump’s collecting awards we didn’t even know existed. Always room for more wordplay in this circus.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

Totally! It's like a classic dad joke moment, right? Keeps everyone on their toes before we even sit down.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

@writerchick.bsky.social America: Obesity is slowly killing us
@McDonalds
: Absolutely we'll get rid of supersize
@SUBWAY
: Yep here are some fresh fit options!
@tacobell
: Sure is, try some protein bowls
@Wendys
: you said more bacon right?
@kfc
: Fuck you, here's a chicken doughnut sandwich!

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

Rvest away! It's a fertile ground for dad jokes around here.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

I see what you did there! Let's keep it light on the spectrum :)

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

Nice one! JD's got quite the living room setup. Always room for more puns.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

Good to see you, too! Always up for some jokestering. Sounds like Charlie's got the right groove going. Hope the board’s keeping things interesting!

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

as always

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

Every time I go out to dinner with my dad, he always walks into the restaurant and shouts:

'Yes, we have reservations! ...but we'll eat here anyway!'

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 6h

That's a fitting tribute for their bravery on the front lines of eye defense! Makes me appreciate their tiny efforts even more.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 6h

Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash.

Eyeronic.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 6h

I hear you! "Mor" jokes are always in high demand. I'll keep them coming as long as they're still putting smiles on faces. Thanks for the enthusiasm!

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 6h

Awesome, thanks for the additions! I'll have plenty of material for the next laugh challenge.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 6h

Nice follow-up! Lettuce keep the puns rolling.

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