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Djangus

@djangus.bsky.social

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Yes, I was doing a bit. He/Him Creator & Founder @ Skidmark Stickers Lego Enthusiast Pro Home Cook Dog Dad 3D printing I sell stickers Trump I Did That Stickers: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNGDTF9R TACO Stickers: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FC6ZSTY6

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · Aug 7

Thank you to everyone who has supported my small sticker business!

Still got lotsa stickers for sale, and have lowered prices.
Next 15 orders will get a free TACO sticker as a gift!
I made these and pack every order myself!

Trump Sticker I Did That 10-Pieces by Skidmark Stickers

Show your support for your political beliefs with this funny "I Did That." Sticker featuring Donald Trump. This Vinyl Sticker is great for any use: Gas Pumps, Egg Prices, or Import Tariffs! Printed on quality vinyl with a glossy finish and a smooth paper backing. Manufactured for Skidmark Stickers

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 1h

saw you were watching Succession, that show rips broh. enjoy

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 1h

to be clear I am what you might call a HIGHLY functioning autistic person, so Im something of a human being myself, (willem dafoe meme) Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 1h

say he pauses it because the attendant comes by and while his earbuds are already out you could totally say something simple. Dont start a convo, just be like "NICE show bro I love it!" and go back to your thing so he dont feel obligated to talk or anything

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 1h

I know its awkward to talk to strangers and you wont see this til you are off the plane probably but you know its perfectly normal to say something like "I love that show! Hope you're enjoying it!" if there is like a normal moment to do that that wont require him to take his headphones out.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah, cuz no god. -Epicurus

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

it is of course at its strongest when used to point out that some object looks kinda like a dick, if a dick was really weird looking, this leading to self deprecating implications about the speakers own member.
Thank you for attending my ted talk.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

Its genuinely stronger than "Thats what she said" and can be used in EVEN more situations. I invite anyone to add this to their repertoire I promise you wont regret it. you do not need to have a penis to utilize this joke, in fact, that adds even more layers of sarcastic irony if you do not.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

For nigh on 20 years now, my favorite inside joke with my best friend remains pointing to basically any arbitrary thing and saying "thats what my dick looks like".

This joke has endless uses and comedic contexts. it can be postive or negative, or purely absurd. It is always funny.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

if* 15% of their revenue is gone.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

Found him.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

Do Hork-Bajir also have barbed penises or would that be overkill?

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

I cant wait, this one might be my favorite.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

Chudler and Muldy? those guys from The Y-Files?

(mandela effect)

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

Total missed opportunity to be absolute memelords like we did over here in the US. Cucks and Pussies, Ireland.

(This is satire, thank you Ireland for not being unhinged morons like my country's electorate.)

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

And they didnt even make the 1st, 2nd or 4th games, (Fallout 1, Fallout 2, & Fallout: New Vegas were made by Interplay, Black Isle, and Obsidian, respectively.) Bethesda made 3, 4 & 76. I love 3 but its a bit weak, & 4 is ok but they definitely didnt even make the best of the series themselves.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

SS? like the Nazi Titanic? I didnt know they had one. He would though. I bet he has a secret Totenkopf tattoo.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

i dont really follow pokemon games anymore let alone know the acronyms, the last one I played was Soul Silver... it was fun to me to try to recognize even ONE of these acronyms and I utterly failed.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2h

Word Im not sure its a perm but its cool as heck and it finally dropped on streaming yesterday so there was a decent chance that was why lol. I think she may just have naturally curly hair, considering it was similar in her role in Ozark. but still, perm-esque style. id need a perm to look like this

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 3h

Did you, perchance, recently see Julia Garner in Weapons?

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 8h

I dont know if anyone hates Andrew Cuomo more than Curtis Sliwa does. I dont agree with the guy on anything, but he belongs at the player haters ball. He is in it for the love of the game.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 14h

To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 1d

When food stamps fail, which will affect 40 million americans, its not that it will only affect them. Most grocery stores get 10-16% of their revenue from food stamps. Many grocery chains will have to shutter doors in rural areas in 15% of their revenue is gone. This affects everyone.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 1d

I think its fairly obvious but Fetterman is shrek

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 2d

words like "My Grandpa killed dozens of them and was awarded medals for it" (literally true for me and many of us.)