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@dimlan.bsky.social

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Exhausted from living in the 21st Century. Brain fried from all the TV watching. Have hot hot hot sport and political takes. Please don't implode this place and make me have to understand Mastodon

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dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 18m

Someone said Raskin was doing it. Maybe they should put it online, I dunno.

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 1h

People are too intelligent to be pandered to. What they want is to be told they're losers and you can easily get away with murdering them if you wanted, but if they worship you you'll allow them to feel part of your winning team.

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 1h

Pope staying awake to the end of the Cubs game on HBO Max then wondering if he can fit in a "Smiling Friends" episode before he falls asleep

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 5h

The margin shrank, but isn't one of the big goals for a candidate to hit 50?

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 6h

Are the jobs AI creates going to be double-checking AI's work? They could cut out the middleman.

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 9h

Did they all come back to work just to make quips about protesters for an hour?

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 10h

Will be on my deathbed on Mars mumbling "why did they never talk about impeachment?"

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 10h

Getting heart palpitations just reading about Joe Friday going after a mail thief and a hoodlum who splashed green paint. I'll put on a nice variety show until my nerves calm down

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dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 10h

(Guy that came up with "fun-size" candy) Eureka!

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 11h

They also have to say that Hegseth did a hundred pull-ups. He had perfect form. They saw him do it.

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 11h

When is People's sexiest man announced?

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 21h

Why are you targeting yourself? Why are you targeting yourself?

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 22h

At least two dozen Senators have been replaced by mutant shapeshifters so nothing's getting passed aside from naming army bases after Magneto

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 22h

How often do players reflexively shove him into a locker?

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 22h

Chronological time no longer exists. We are all Dr. Manhattan.

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dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 23h

Panera must never hear of this

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 23h

Scared to ask what Microsoft bought the rights to and how the Bing browser is involved

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 23h

Aren't they trained to ask if you want every type of coffee drink as you keep answering "just regular coffee," and then ask if you want every type of milk until you blow up and scream "milk from a cow?" Or did movies lie to me?

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 1d

What. "Dragnet" did an MLK assassination episode?

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 1d

Frank Miller's Old Batman vs Old Man Wolverine comic cut up and stapled together into a flipbook

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 1d

Realizing after six months why China isn't buying soybeans

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 1d

They remember my order but I have to always wear the same outfit ☹️

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 1d

Isn't this the Ghostbusters library ghost?

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 1d

It's more concerning that this realization doesn't seem to be changing his behavior? Is it bad that the extremely powerful person who can destroy us all has come to terms with being damned?

dimlan.bsky.social @dimlan.bsky.social · 1d

They look like they all have the same dad

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