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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · 19d

I called the woman 2 doors down Elaine for 4 years. Her name is Christine. I spoke to her once a week.

Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Dec 6

I can't just make the magic happen, Steve. Posts like that take a whole team.

Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Dec 6

I'll be in the Telegraphs top 10 Bluesky posters.

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Dec 6

Expecting that Mayor of Casterbridge post to bang hard.

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Dec 6

Now, I've spent most of my life drunk and have been in some horrendous states. But being so drunk that you sell your wife and child to a sailor at a fayre is next level drunk. #MayorofCasterbridge

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 27

Pretty sure Inspector Gadget is around the corner.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.

Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 23

You guys were too close to Fram

Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 23

Yeah, badly.

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 23

Finchale hymns are boss.
Bluecoat stuff is shit.

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 21

You can't even phone 911 these days.

Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 20

Two latty's please.

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Guy @22caratewok.bsky.social · Nov 20

Colder than a witches labia majora on a ‘left outside overnight’ broomstick

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 20

Tiiiits

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 20

Great to hear guys from the north east pronounce it, though.

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 19

*actress

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 18

The sky is actually violet

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 18

Don't want to go all "Twitter", but that Dominos advert needs shooting in the head

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 18

It's doing great #numbers

Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 17

Great win for a guy so young 👍

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 17

That. Was. Darts.

Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 17

It does feel a bit like that

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 17

I have people to do my bluesky admin

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 17

I'm cold. So very, very cold.

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 16

This place is great!

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Dexter Almighty @dexteralmighty.bsky.social · Nov 16

This isn't twitter (X). We don't point out failure.

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