mushrooms from yesterday’s pasta :)

made a good joke 😭

This is the essence of Neopets, to me

tattooing this entire phrase as a tramp stamp

I’m having flashbacks,

go straight to hell: do not pass Go

my neck is fucked so I am going to get incredibly stoned to clean my kitchen, pls wish me luck

I’m sorry

I thought about the number of people living in the early stages of dementia without anyone in their life close enough to notice today

everyone say “thank you eva dot computer” ! <3

I can’t find it online 😫 you’ll just have to trust me that it’s very erotic

I very much feel you <3 it can be hard to expose yourself to anyone’s visual field when your outsides look and feel irritated and raw

Hey random question: you know that scene in Fargo where Steve Buscemi gets thrown bodily over a couch?

ope, missed the spooky name !

And so are people with blemishes and psoriasis and such! especially but not limited to thousand eye ghost girls 😤😤😤

a friend took a selfie in front of Zucker’s house and like… if that isn’t a testament to self-control, idk what is

Reposting a couple fundraisers that are really close to their targets :o Like, could probably hit them this weekend with a little momentum !

I mean it makes sense, you are 🫵🏻 boy-liker !!! (gay version)

Got shampoo in my eyeball 😔

Logging on and immediately getting so scared I close the app

be unique 🤗

Hey y’all- a great, small rescue in Austin can use some help. They’re trying to get a badly injured kitten from the border up to Austin. If you’ve got a few bucks to add, that would be huge.

Anne is a trained pediatric anesthesiology nurse who uses her skills to help tinies

Venmo in the alt text

Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.